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Should I make Nat like pretend to hate the attention, like “oh my god shut up.” “oh great, it’s you.” “Do you ever stop?” and Wanda just quips back with another line. I feel like it’d be an interesting dynamic where Nat is annoyed that Wanda is so flirty, but also secretly loves it.

I’m writing a Wandanat fanfic rn where Wanda is just ridiculously confident and always flirting with Nat before they get together. She has major top energy and they will be fighting over who’s topping who. I need some head cannons for this type of Wanda specifically because everyone always has her in a more shy and awkward role. Give me some flirty lines too, it’s hard flirting with yourself while writing lmao

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I feel this

Wanda: That was so hot, Natasha. Natasha: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Wanda: I'm so in love with you.

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I’m writing a Wandanat fanfic rn where Wanda is just ridiculously confident and always flirting with Nat before they get together. She has major top energy and they will be fighting over who’s topping who. I need some head cannons for this type of Wanda specifically because everyone always has her in a more shy and awkward role. Give me some flirty lines too, it’s hard flirting with yourself while writing lmao

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I will be writing at least half of these into my current WIP

150 Random Writing Prompts

There’s some fluff, some smut, some angst, and some funny prompts all mashed up from a bunch of prompt lists I’ve found. Absolutely none of these prompts came from me, I just threw a bunch of ones I liked together. 

“Come over here and make me.”

“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”

“I almost lost you.”

“Wanna bet?”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Kiss me.”

“It could be worse.”

“Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”

“You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”

“I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

“Just once.”

“I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

“Wanna dance?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

“You did all of this for me?”

“I swear it was an accident.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

“I fucking hate you”

“He’s dead, again.”

“It’s hard to get used to…” “what is?” “Being someone that someone cares for…”

“The first time you smiled it felt like the universe aligned.”

“It hurts…” “what?” “Loving someone who doesn’t love you…”

“Let me do this, please.”

you’re not as funny as you think you are

i’m just getting comfy

just because you can doesn’t mean you should

how don’t you know the difference between your left and right?

thank you for being in my life

text me when you’re home

you are such a nerd

why are you so cold?

stop laughing at me

you were put on this earth to give me a headache

you’re ticklish

can we go home yet?

you are a terrible influence

one of us is clearly smarter than the other

you need some sleep

how have you survived this long by yourself?

are you just quoting song lyrics?

i’m only here for the dog

sleep is for the weak

that was you?

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“What? I have never-”

“I do not have an answer for you.”

“In my defense, I really wanted to.”

“At least I didn’t break any laws.”

“What did you do this time?”

“How do we get out?”

“I don’t hate you.”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Just marry me already.”

“Did I stutter?”

“Did I just say that out loud?”

“H-How long have you been standing there?”

“I’ve never felt this way before and I’m terrified to be honest.”

“Is that what you call an apology?”

“Is there anything you want to tell me?”

“Somebody’s in love!”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“There is no way this much stupid can fit inside one person.”

“I’m never leaving…I promise.”

“Uh, am I interrupting?”

“I like you, like like you like you.”

“Be my Valentine?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“God, I love you.”

“You’re so fucking cute.”

“Stop being a fucking prick.”

“Do you want me to stay?”

“You’re my everything.”

“I love seeing you smile.”

“i’ve been thinking about you all day.”

“ i can’t get enough of you.”

“i like being close to you. you’re warm.”

“i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know.”

“is this okay?”

“this is a one time thing.”

“you know where to find me.”

“you’re really good at that.”

“here’s my hotel room number.”

“don’t be shy now, sit on my face.”

“Wanna join?”

“Stop doing that”

“YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILE I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”

“If I ask you to kiss me in front of all these people, will you do it?”

“Don’t go on that date.” “Why?” “You know why.” “Say it.”

“ i think i might be in some kind of love with you.”

“say you want me, and i’m yours.”

“you need a place to stay for the night”

“i want to taste you”

“i love it when you talk dirty

“if you interrupt me one more time— so help me god”

“if we weren’t in public right now i’d have my head between your legs”

“i don’t know what to do” “then let me teach you”

“i forgot my towel”

“this feels dirty” “that’s because it is”

“don’t cover you’re face, i want to see you”

“are you sure about this?”

“ive never wanted to fuck someone as badly as i want to fuck you rn”

“do you want help with that?”

“im going to fuck you until you forget that assholes name”

“bend over the desk love”

“is that my shirt?”

“my mother adores you.”

“is that a drawing of me?”

“i didn’t mean to say that but yeah, i love you.”

“i’ve never seen anyone look so cute and ridiculous at the same time.”

“stop looking at me like that!”

“i didn’t know you could sing.”

“you weren’t supposed to hear that!”

“you wrote me a song?”

“i’m not scared but if you are, you can hold my hand.”

“this isn’t adrenaline, i want to spend my life with you.”

“do you think of me when you touch yourself?”

“Take my jacket, it’s cold”

“My friends get annoyed by how much I talk about you sometimes”

“I’m not going anywhere”

“fuck you.” - “when?”

“no one’s ever made me feel like this.”

“here, let me help you.”

“we’re quite literally fugitives of the state.” - “so no pizza?”

“you’re insane.” - “people keep telling me that.”

“you’re pretty.” - “you’re drunk.”

“i told you i’d come home to you.”

“i’ll keep you safe.”

“i’ll spend a thousand lifetimes coming back to you.”

“i didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”

“please never stop smiling.”

“Touch yourself for me.”

“Shut up and take your pants off.”

“Wanna see what I’m wearing underneath all this?”

“Do you know how beautiful you are? It’s truly distracting.”

“How are you this perfect?”

“I’ve waited so long for this.”

“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

“Tell me what you want.”

“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”

“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

“Just let me finish this/this level and I swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

“Were you just masturbating?” “U-uh..no, I was just..” “Want some help?”

“Tell me again.”

“I really want to kiss you right now.” “Then do it.”

“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

“Stop distracting me.”

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lmaoooo

Oh, Steve Rogers? You mean America’s most eligible antique?

Let’s roast this star-spangled golden retriever:

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1. Captain America? More like Captain Guilt Trip.

This man wakes up after 70 years and immediately starts acting like everyone else is the problem. Bro, the world moved on—maybe you should too. Try therapy instead of jumping out of planes with no parachute.

2. He’s the human equivalent of “I’m not mad, just disappointed.”

And somehow, that’s worse. One judgmental stare from Steve and suddenly the Avengers are rethinking their entire life choices. Calm down, Grandma Morals.

3. He’s got the personality of a protein shake.

Clean, strong, and so painfully bland. Tony’s out here being chaotic genius, Thor’s cracking jokes, and Steve? He’s over here reciting the Constitution before battle.

4. The only thing he’s ever successfully smashed is his alarm clock.

Let’s be real—Peggy deserved better than “Hey, I saw you die but now I’m back and I’d like to ruin the space-time continuum for one last dance.”

5. Man’s shield has more personality than he does.

And it gets passed around like a community frisbee. Steve throws it, loses it, cries over it, then gives it away like it’s a party favor.

6. Built like a tank, flirts like a toaster.

He’s got a body sculpted by science and righteousness, and yet still couldn’t figure out how to talk to women without referencing 1940s slang and baseball.

7. “I could do this all day.”

Yeah, well the rest of us can’t. Please stop. We’re tired.

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Want one where the Avengers join in on roasting him to? Here it is

Avengers Roast Steve Rogers — Group Chat Edition

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Tony Stark:

Steve’s like if a church sermon got injected with steroids.

Moral of the story? Never skip leg day or the 21st century.

Natasha Romanoff:

He’s the only man I know who could be shirtless and still look like he’s dressed too formally.

Also, the way he says “language” makes me want to curse harder.

Thor:

In Asgard, we honor warriors with feasts. On Midgard, Steve honors them with stern eye contact and disappointment.

Brother, loosen the chainmail underpants.

Bruce Banner:

He makes me Hulk out faster than gamma radiation.

Why? Because he pauses before every speech like we’re about to get a TED Talk on honor.

Sam Wilson:

Cap runs laps around the reflecting pool like it owes him money.

And still has the audacity to say “on your left.” I should’ve tripped him.

Clint Barton:

Steve could lead an army but couldn’t lead a single conversation on Tinder.

Man’s allergic to flirting unless the girl’s from 1943 and dying of tuberculosis.

Peter Parker:

Mr. Rogers once told me “with great power comes great responsibility” like he invented it.

Sir, my uncle said it first and actually meant it.

Bucky Barnes:

Bro wore the same outfit for 10 years and thinks he’s got “aesthetic.”

Steve, just because you’re frozen in time doesn’t mean your fashion sense has to be too.

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Let me know if you want a part 2 with villains roasting him too. You know Loki’s got notes.

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Amen 🙏🏻

i would give her the most sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death dropping, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing, heavenly, astonishing, leg trembling, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist moving up and down, heavy ‘‘i can’t take it much longer’’ breaths, eyes shut, lip biting, back arching, begging for relief, spit upon spit tongue twisting, deepthroating, mascara dripping down my face, slower then faster faster than little faster then perfect pace, hands in my hair brutally using my mouth, spiritually enlightening chakra balancing, mangekyo sharingan unlocking, golden light like a halo around the top, noise from the very edge of her throat for the final release head ever. and THEN i’d let her pound me so hard into the bed and use my body as though it doesn’t belong to anyone anymore that she literally throws me around and does as she pleases. i wouldn’t argue, i wouldn’t raise a word, no ma’am, not to mommy, absolutely not. she could ruin me, corrupt me, hit me, choke me, tie me up, bite me, i would absolutely encourage everything she does as long as i get a smidge of her attention and love. this woman could make me fuck myself on her fingers and i wouldn’t argue even if i ended up passing out, she could bruise me up and laugh at me and i would take it just to listen to her praise me. i would take her for 50 rounds in 60 positions cause never back down never what???? NEVER GIVE UP and i am not giving up to screw me till my mind becomes nothing but subservient to her.

and thats the way i’d like to fuck her <3

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I need a fic or One-Shot of simujosie instead of simulandon, where she is just down bad for Hope and Josie is just embarrassed the entire time. She’s trying really hard to get her unfiltered self to just focus on anything else but it’s just commenting on how beautiful Hope is or how she likes her muscles and could do so much better than Landon. I also want this to end in Hosie happening. Please tell me this exists already or write it!! I need it!!! please please please 🙏🏻

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