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I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

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i will raise my children traditionally

the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances

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I was thinking about how I dress them.

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Was listening to this and got a bit feelsy.

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My Exile is good at many things. Relationships are not one of them. At least as far as her time in the Order goes she was pretty clueless.

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Okay but you got me thinking with that Anakin and Revan post, does Revan act like Grandmom to Ahsoka??

Sure

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Please make more mom!revan (game for dad!malak)

Ok here are some more doodles.

No continuity, only fun.

Now featuring Palpatine.

They’d both good at racing and I find that cute. She’d support him in that and everything else probably.

‘What if they left the mom on Tatooine after all’ (coz that was the most avoidable death ever if the council gave more fucks than zero)

Some life advice he could have really used in Episode 3

And a what if he still ended up a darth Vader but with a supportive sith family coz idk i think it’s cute.

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Kotor pretty much adopted Ahsoka too, so what'll she do with all the things Ahsoka has been through? And if she could, how'd she prevent them from happening?

She acctually has a lot more in common with the exile when you think about it. So meet her cool bi aunt I guess.

Best advice I got.

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Supportive Sith Mom and Dad Revan and Malak kill Palpatine so their son doesn't suffer. Yeah?

Yeah

Also I imagine if he got saved faster after that duel and made it back to her before she died of sadness.

Try putting that trainwreck of a life back on track

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i've seen a post going around the revan tag of how she would immediately adopt young anakin, and i was wondering if you could tackle that what-if alternate scenario with your drawings :D

I didn’t see the post but here are some sketches that came to mind

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Writers block hitting hard. Gonna try and power through to finish up the next chapter of The View Of The Blind this next week

Which I realize now writing this I never posted would be a series… Well it’s going to be exploring the community like I said I would :D. Here is the link to the new work on AO3!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62675704/chapters/160446781

The first chapter right now is just a rewrite of the original work but if you are interested, even if you read the original, I would recommend reading this rewrite anyway bc it has a dif ending and I think I improved it overall.

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HEY.

I had the most interesting dream after falling asleep switching between the latest chapter of The Horrowing and a time travel fix it in another fandom. I thought you might enjoy a brief summary?

Post fic canon Annatar, Finrod, Celebrimbor, and Frodo getting the most hilarious do over of the First Age.

Finrod and Celebrimbor got dropped in their past bodies, bc same souls. Which has Finrod JUST captured by Sauron, before any of his 10 have been munched.

Celebrimbor is of course having a surreal not quite panic attack in Nargothrond.

Annatar, well. Annatar is CHANGED. He is quite literally too different from what he once was for them to qualify as the same soul anymore. Which is gratifying. If inconvenient bc there are now TWO of him, Annatar and full on Sauron. But they're similar enough that Annatar was dropped very close to Sauron.

Frodo is an elf. Dream logic was that hobbits do not exist yet, and his soul has touches of Annatar and Aman. He looks disconcertingly like a mix of Annatar and Celebrimbor, and they are NOT thinking about that right now. Hopefully ever.

Most of the dream centered around all of them doing their best to set aside freak outs, while getting Finrod and his merry band (plus Beren) OUT of Sauron's grasp.

There was a FANTASTIC moment where on the way out, Sauron comes face to face and soul to soul with Annatar and he's just like;

Sauron: *jaw dropped fully horrified face* WHAT are YOU?!?!?

Annatar: *shoving elves behind him, nose in the air* Wouldn't YOU like to know, weather boy. *uses Song to blast him through a wall while he's distracted*

The whole thing featured 10 other elves and Beren as a baffled peanut gallery.

Meanwhile Celebrimbor is weighing the pros and cons of just- drugging his uncles and shoving them in a back room somewhere where he can bolt the door. He thinks he can maybe get Huan to help if he explains?

It was SO much fun.

(hope you have a good day!)

Oh my god. This may be the best ask I've ever gotten, for so many reasons.

The fact that your subconscious was like "Yeah if Frodo's getting a new body it looks like Annatar For Some Reason"

The image of future!Annatar getting into a fight with Sauron in front of Finrod (probably happy about this development) and Beren and the other 10 (INCREDIBLY CONFUSED)

The fact that the dream was partially centered on everybody trying not to panic, which is in fact what the Harrowing is all about for a while

Absolutely incredible.

...I feel so bad for poor Celebrimbor dealing with Nargothrond all by himself while the others are off having adventures. I hope their next stop after the rescue is to swing by and pick him up. Also, I dearly want to know what Annatar has to say to Beren on the subject of his current Luthien-and-Thingol-and-Silmarils situation.

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Silm time travel fixit fic where Curufin is spat out into his younger self fairly early in YoT, and when his efforts to solve the Noldor's political/ Melkor problems bear no fruit... he just fucks off to Alqualonde to apprentice as a ship-builder, because it's a concrete and fixable future problem.

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Eärendil the Mariner & Elwing the White! Figured I should finally try my hand at drawing them.

Albatross!Elwing is canon to me. (Her plumage isn’t based off a specific real-world species of albatross, but I imagine she would be some sort of mollymawk; they’re on the small-to-medium side, as far as albatrosses go.)

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Honestly I have so many feelings about Maedhros being a mash up of his mothers name for him, and his brothers’ nick name for him, rather than just a Sindran alternative to his Quenya name, because it means his brothers were just yelling OI REDHEAD! All of the time, like in the heat of battle Celegorm is just like HEY GINGER CAN YOU STAB THIS GUY FOR ME! With enough frequency the Sinda just actually thought it was his name. Which is actually just peak sibling.

Plus it makes his name basically mean attractive redhead which is EQUALLY funny

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We all agree that humans from the DC and Marvel universes are like, way more durable than people in OUR universe, right?

Like, they're getting knocked out and thrown into walls and hit in the head SO MUCH, y'all know that absolutely doesn't work in OUR real life world, right?

If it were *quote-y fingers* ReALisTic, Batman and Robin TOTALLY would be killing SO many people just based on the usual 'knock out the goons' moves bc blows to the head can just– randomly kill you even if they're barely more than a tap, you all KNOW that, right?

Real life humans are barely a step away from HORSES on the weirdly tough but also incredibly fragile scale.