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Eric: Sure is dark in here

Jack:

Eric: I’m not scared or anything…

Jack:

Eric: I mean who is scared of the dark? Not me

Jack: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Eric: …yes please

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Don’t keep me on a cliffhanger Here,does he answer you?!

I Found My Sandwitch

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How I Found Out I Was Bisexual

Mr.Feeny:Do You Like Girls?

Me:Yes

Mr.Feeny:Do You Like Boys?

Me:Also Yes.

Mr.Feeny:Then You’re Bi.

Me:Why are you saying bye? I just got here.

Mr.Feeny:bisexual. It Means you like both boys and girls

Me:Ohhhh

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Oh Ok!

Okay,I Need To Find My People,Who On Here Is Bi?

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I Am

Okay,I Need To Find My People,Who On Here Is Bi?

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Was Anything In It?

@kingbenofauradon daddy mommy told me to give you this coffee she made it for you

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Any Other 21+People On Here Who Hate  alcohol?

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cory: what time is it?

shawn: i don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

shawn: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

eric: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

shawn: it’s 2 am

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jack: eric was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

eric: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

jack: eric, you ate a chair.

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Jeric text posts (3/???)

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jack and eric looking pretty and in love, as they usually do.

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We all look for clues that Eric was queer from the beginning, with him calling Leonardo Da Vinci a "raven haired beauty" while checking him out in a book but somehow not enough of us are talking about how throughout the entirety of "what a drag" he was openly upset that men didn't find him attractive in drag. Openly upset that Crazy Luther didn't want to date him. Literally crying alone about it and crying about it multiple times.

That is a clear attraction to men.

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eric: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something :(

jack, sighing exasperatedly: eric, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass

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eric: oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

jack:

jack: eric, I swear to god, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

eric: *sips coffee from bowl*

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That Explains The Dryer Sheet

I Found My Sandwitch

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Yeah,Why?

I Found My Sandwitch

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My Underwear Drawer.

I Found My Sandwitch