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Subject: 4l13n_b0y

universe: galaxy_444.3rr0r//try_again

universe status: unknown

Bio: Galactic alien force using Earth technology to its benefit (aka to take over the world through gay sex). It was driven out of its homeworld and crashed landed on Earth 200 years ago. It is a slow creature but remarkably dangerous. Do not pet it. It will bite.

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As with all Aliens, they gain more confidence based on interactions with others. It’s important to note how this Creature reacts to different reinforcements, as negative reinforcement causes the Alien to act out of pettiness and aggression. Instead of pissing the Creature off, sitting and vibing with it seems like the safest option. If offered to smoke the Alien will participate and enter a state of calm and will ask for snacks. Give it snacks.

• The Alien seems to be some form of shifter and is injecting itself with some kind of gel to alter its appearance. The gel contains “τεςτσςτεφσνε” which we have been able to translate into the human version of HRT Testosterone.

• From observations, the Alien use’s some sort of device to help it walk. other days, the Alien will ask for a “ωηεελçηΔιφ” which translates into “wheelchair”

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the Alien is often found flirting / being playful with another Anomaly ( An Electronic based virus capable of evolving to human standards). Both Creatures can be found spending a lot of time with one another and doing various activities such as, Playing card game, Having “enrichment time”, Sleeping (unsure if Anomaly 555 needs sleep or if he just does to keep the Alien warm), Smoking weed, and breaking out of all containment to go on adventures, breaking into each other’s containment chambers to have ςεχ or whatever it is that they do. . .

• Anomaly 555 has been seen injecting themselves with the same Gel substances as the Alien. So it’s safe to assume they’ve both shifted in some away. Anomaly 555 seems to not need the Gel as much as the Alien, But takes it anyways to keep levels up.

• Anomaly 555 is seen taking care if the Alien quite often. He has been observed and Staff as noticed Anomaly 555 can understand the Aliens language, But can not speak it.

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Communication With the Alien has been proven difficult. It’s difficult for our Staff to get his language translated without a proper translator. However any translation device brought in gets distorted and promptly destroyed. Here are few of the conversations we’ve managed to have, However they’re untranslated.

• We have also noticed the Alien doesn’t like one on one conversations with humans. But rather like answering questions left on notepads and slid underneath the door, It “Makes it more fun” from what we understand

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• ωιλλ γσυ ɣετ γσυφ νΔςτγ ηυμΔν ηΔν∂ς σϝϝ με, τηεφε’ς σνλγ σνε τηινɣ ι ωΔντ τσυçηινɣ με Δν∂ γσυ Δλλ φεμσψε με ϝφσμ ηις çελλ εψεφγ τιμε!

• Δωωωωε çσμε σσσν λεμμε ɣσ ςεε ηιμ. . . ι ρφσμιςε γσυ ωσντ ωΔλκ ιν σν με ******* ηις **** ΔɣΔιν

• ιμ ςυφε ωε çΔν çσμε τσ ςσμε ςσφτ σϝ. . . ∂εΔλ. λετ με συτ. Δν∂ ιλλ μΔκε ιτ ωσφτη γσυφ ωηιλε, ωΔννΔ κνσω Δβσυτ τηε στηεφ ɣΔλΔχιες συτ τηεφε? ι çΔν ηελρ γσυ ρφερΔφε γσυφςελψες ϝσφ τηε ΔçτυΔλ τηφεΔτ.

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M o r e i n f o r m a t i o n. . . .

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