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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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Good boys get treats

Reference

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He's so annoying lmao I love him

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Han Joo Won: Assistant Inspector Lee Dong Sik.

Me: No "님 (an honorific)" at the end? Well, okay, that's totally fine, as you're talking to yourself.

Han Joo Won: Assistant Inspector Lee Dong Sik, are you pranking me now?

Me: Hey, I know Lee Dong Sik is technically your subordinate, but he is 13 years older than you. THIRTEEN YEARS. Show some respect when calling him. Also, you could've used "저 (polite "I/me")" instead of "나 (casual "I/me")."

Han Joo Won: I won't lend you (Assistant Inspector Lee-nim) my shoes.

Me: There you go. You used "님" now. Appropriate and polite. Not offending anyone. Try to use the "polite I/me" as well next time, though.

Han Joo Won: Assistant Inspector Lee Dong Sik's sister went missing in this case.

Me: Oh come on. Are you deliberately being rude? You keep calling or referring to him that way to make it a subtle insult, to show your disdain for him, is that it? Just stop it.

Han Joo Won: Who is she? Is she Assistant Inspector Lee's girlfriend?

Me: 🤦‍♂️

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wrong again u messy binch

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self-indulgence [ insp: MODUS - Joji ]

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A wonderful little mood brightener created by indiarosecrawford

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When I was younger, I had this idea for a side-scrolling adventure/fighting/puzzle game that was Halloween themed; you play a fighting-witch character who has been "summoned" by some kids who got their trick-or-treat candy stolen by some bullies... but the bullies took the candy into a haunted house that is REALLY haunted! So you need to get the candy back, and also rescue the stupid bully kids from various monsters/creatures/ghosts. You travel through different rooms of the house (which is magically contains more rooms than visible from the outside) that have multiple enemies/bosses, gathering power-ups/items, and occasionally solving puzzles or doing mini-games. The attacks are mostly inspired by candy ("Jawbreaker" would be a powerful punch, "Sugar Rush" would be a speed-boost, "Cherry Bomb" would be an exploding volley, etc). Sometimes you meet friendly monsters who give you side-quests or offer help.

Then, after you save the bullies and return the candy, another problem arises... as the kids all return home, they discover their houses are empty! Another creepy enemy has taken all the parents in the neighborhood (and this is revealed to be caused by another child, who had been grounded from going trick-or-treating, and summoned a different Halloween entity to get rid of their parents, but the evil entity took ALL the adults, and won't give them back). Now you must enter each house, which has become a giant space you need to navigate, and free each trapped parent there to be reunited with their children (each house is just one big level, instead of dozens like the haunted house, but you still need to solve puzzles/defeat bosses. the parents are usually trapped into something symbolic to the family, and the child from that home gives you hints on what to look for). The big finale involves convincing the grounded child not to trust the evil entity just because it offers them "freedom" from adults, and then defeating the entity as the final boss. A fun spooky time is had by all~

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wtfffff

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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent

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You think you can't be plural because there aren't any other voices in your head?

You already have one. Her name is tinnitus.

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Homestuck is a very messed up webcomic even before the teens start murdering each other because in Act 3 you're already introduced to a character like "This 13 year old girl lives alone on an island with the taxidermy of her dead grandpa and her god-like dog. She is the most optimistic and lighthearted character of the group"