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uhhhh hello tumblr!

first post on here

still not sure how this works

but erm yeah

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Reminder that the "normal" cisgender male amount to fantasize about being a woman is never.

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I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

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extremely cool that the removal of wolf protections in europe are being driven by an eu official having one of her horses killed by a wolf. literal cartoon villain shit

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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

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SO APPARENTLY MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE HOW HAS YOUR GUYS’ NIGHT BEEN

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we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

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“Do you fear her because her blood runs through your veins or because her belt runs through your back” 💀

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Fuck everybody else I only respect Team Cherry

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carbonating you then putting you in a water bottle with a straw

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Thank you Benny

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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

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does anyone want to do thisbwith me

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the undoing of Boromir