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your outie is a huge faggot btw my outie told me to tell you that
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"These games are fiction, which means you can do things that aren't morally acceptable in society"
yes but have you considered that I'll feel really bad if I'm mean
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Hot take. Baldurs gate 3 actually ISNT horny enough. It should’ve been full body shots. A03 narration.
Roll for performance. Orgasm failed.
Too low charisma? Curse of the virgin.
Too low intelligence? Afflicted with himboism.
Little blue potion of erectness. Oh no it made ur dick fall off. Didn’t have one? You do now.
Tav on their period? Everyone disapproves except Astarion. He freaky like that.
you acquired like 10 STDS and are pregnant with a mindflayer egg. Karlach goes to touch the egg and cooks it into an omelette.
It’s added to your camp supply and consumed during your long rest
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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as long as you remember her, you are not alone
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this duo was so powerful that they barely had episodes of them hanging out, but when they did it was incredible
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