esoteric-corvid

[esoteric-corvid]

dear santa claus,

this christmas, i want to become an unfathomable forest being, filled with eldritch knowledge and mist-spawning skills

kindly,

me

[esoteric-corvid]

Remember, it's culturally insensitive to ask someone "how they're doing." Stick to Dystopia-Friendly Pleasantries instead like:

"I sure hope aliens invade the earth."

"I see you're awake, my condolences!"

"Are you sufficiently caffeinated?"

"The bags under your eyes look great!"

"Would you like to look at pictures of cats?"

[15 uninterrupted seconds of shrieking]

[esoteric-corvid]

[esoteric-corvid]

If I can't go hide in the woods for a week and come back an ancient druid with horns and infinite knowledge then what is the point in living this life.

[esoteric-corvid]

Maybe if I lay in the grass long enough the dandelions will overtake me and I don't have to do human things anymore.

[esoteric-corvid]

This environment is incredibly hostile to a creature such as myself (there are fluorescent lights)

[esoteric-corvid]

[esoteric-corvid]

Feeling these in my bones.

[esoteric-corvid]

Reasons I'm basically a crow:

Dress all black

Love shiny things

Must Protect nest

The Hop™

Will remember u if ur nice to me

Yelling

Just barely getting out of the way of cars

Collecting stuff

[esoteric-corvid]

[esoteric-corvid]

the moon is the one rock i cannot collect, so instead i am looking respectfully

[esoteric-corvid]

I think I should be allowed to simply sleep in the void. It's where I belong. I just know it.

[esoteric-corvid]

You know what's really Goblin to me from a female perspective? Collecting rocks and acorns instead of makeup. Letting your body hair grow wild. Letting your face and all its wonderful variation of color and texture remain bare. Digging in the dirt with unpainted nails. Letting nature meet the natural you face to face. Being too feral and free to fuss about appearances.

Trying to be pristine is boring Pixie sh*t. The more untamed and natural you are, the more aligned you are with everything Goblin. 🍄 🪨 🌿

[esoteric-corvid]

[esoteric-corvid]

“you’re so hot” ok but am i unsettling? do i seem eerie to you? give you a bit of the heebie jeebies? when i walk into a room do you feel a chill down your spine?

sometimes i think that beauty is all that matters to you people smh

[esoteric-corvid]

Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)

[esoteric-corvid]

you're just mad that my presence is haunting and offputting and yours isn't