pidgy-they/them-how did you find me?? listen, dont follow strange birds. its never worth it
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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THIS!!
THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN
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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys
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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!
Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.
Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.
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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals
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im at the dollar tree and theres a shadow lurker in here i can sense it
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gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going
“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”
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Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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