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after years of being requested to do this, i am now on Cameo, if you’d like to order a video message from me, now’s your chance

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Genie lamps don't look like lamps at all! They are tea pots! The fact there is a spirit in them doesn't make them more lamp-like. Any opinions on this?

Cause it’s a container for Lamp Oil

And you can use it as a lamp

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Okay so I’ve heard people say that the moon is feminine and the sun is masculine but what does that make me and my fellow enbys?

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NO clothes, fan ON, sprawled OUT 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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so the thing is

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Lol my grades for last semester are the tumpet

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crashing out is cool but regulating your emotions is cooler

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full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

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If I was evil I would get a realistic mannequin that's exactly my size and passably looks like me from a distance, and occasionally dress it up in my clothes, pose it on the balcony, and just leave it there all day. For as long as nobody sees me take or leave it, they can just wonder how and why the fuck does that one neighbour occasionally spend 16 hours just sitting or standing at the balcony, in the exact same position all day, without moving a limb.

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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

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love is a battlefield and i'm getting trench foot

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only want to be around people who don’t spike my nervous system.