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i like it when you and a mutual are very clearly flirting via likes and reblogs but neither one of you will message the other first. we're just playing ping pong now
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i love when a man gets all giggly and slutty when he’s drunk
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just sum things i like:
-when they get nervous abt burping but end up not being able to stop and they get more embarrassed as it progresses
-when they hit their chest to get a burp un-stuck
-when they pull away from kissing, put a fist up to their mouth, and let out a a burp into their hand. gn.
-cockiness (i.e: "holy fuck that was good", "that was so hot right?" "i can do better. watch this")
-shyness (i.e: "excuse me..", "i'm so sorry" or the good ol *blushes into oblivion*. bonus points if wasn't expected)
okay bye
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Fuckkkk just thought about a boy trying to hide his bulge from me, so I have to pull his legs apart, and there's already a wet spot on the front of his slacks. He keeps trying to close his legs so I sit in between them and start rubbing his dick through his pants, and he starts breathing harder and making half-hearted attempts to push my hands away. But I don't let up. Instead, I start mouthing and licking the spot right where his dick is just to hear him whimper and watch his hips twitch
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sometimes i have to make jacking off more sexual intentionally because honestly most of the time it’s just like. idk getting my oil changed but im the car
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The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.
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thinking about begging someone to hop into a discord call with me, having things start out casually and normally, but due to the fact that im a greasy little gamer, i've eaten loads of junk that's made me sooo, sooo gassy, and now they have to listen as i rip ass, belch, and moan after every single one 😮💨
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on my knees for you as you lazily use your foot to play with my cock
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Date idea: You desperately rutting into a fleshlight while I tease and praise you about how good you would fill me up with your cum and you pathetically beg to do so
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making a cutie sit in my lap, only to discreetly start farting, and then watch their face as the stench surrounds them... 🫶
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my favorite types of characters in gas scenarios
shy!!! absolutely embarrassed, no way around it. just tons of blushing and excuse me’s/sorry’s. even better- the cuter the character, the worse the gas.
shameless person not so shameless at the moment. they’re fine with farting and burping as long as it’s by their own violation... but when they’re betrayed by their own stomach and are embarrassed when they can’t help it.
the coy one. just a careless “whoops” or apologetic “sorry, i couldn’t help it.” after dropping an absolute rancid fart or crassly burping. a sweet small laugh after the release. they’re a bit sadistic, into it, and nobody suspects a thing.
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if his hair is long and you tug at it just right, he'll wince and make some very pretty noises.
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“just friends” as we’re sharing a bed after a party and fooling around a little
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sitting in the same room as your reserved, workaholic roommate. he's been drinking soda after soda trying to pull an all-nighter and finish an assignment.
you've seen him raise a fist to his mouth a few times, letting out quiet belches and hoping you don't notice. all of a sudden, you hear a deep, ringing belch, and a very shy "...excuse me."
you tell him it's alright, and he doesn't have to worry about you judging him. he seems hesitant, but a few seconds later, lets out another loud burp, followed by an apology.
he's so embarrassed, but so bloated he just can't hold them back, and he continues ripping huge, relieving belches the whole night, sometimes letting out a little sigh afterwards.
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I hate to see pretty boys suffering when it's not by my hands. The only hard thing you're supposed to go through is your needy cock being denied and teased
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