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being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

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Triple J's holding an Australian Music Hottest 100, lets gooooooo

https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/countdown/hottest100

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Librarian ==> They evolve from English Teachers, the most pregnant of all teachers.

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Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the clink of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.

-- Terry Pratchett - Pyramids

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Is this anything

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what are mice made of

Mice are made of mice. These compositional mice too are made of mice, and so on ad infinitum. Hence the common phrase, "If you give a mouse a cookie, that mouse will be made of mice, and these compositional mice too are made of mice, and so on ad infinitum."

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also i think this has been figured out at this point but the whole "i miss queerbaiting" convo is like... the part of queerbaiting that ruled was because the show was usually putting forward two dudes, those two dudes got to have character arcs and motivations and writing behind both of them. they could both be interesting individually. because neither of them were shunted into 'disposable romantic interest' for each other.

but if a gay couple on tv is now supposed to be there, writers can fall for the m/f trap of 'only one of these characters needs to be fleshed out, the other is just here to explicitly be the love interest and maybe die later' except now they can both be dudes. it's not that queerbaiting was inherently better it's that unfortunately people have always been bad at understanding what makes fictional romance compelling, which is 'who the fuck are these people in the first place and why should i care'

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7% of people picked the 'not gay' option? What is this platform and what did it do to Tumblr‽

Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

☐ I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.

☐ I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.

☐ I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.

☐ I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

☐ I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.

☐ I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

☐ I'd totally do all sort of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

☐ To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

☐ It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

☐ It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

☐ I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

☐ Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking I am.

* someone else to do.

** Wrong and bad!

*** and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking I am.

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Is it normal for me, an unemployed teenager, to dislike spending my own money because it* stresses me out

*the thought of going broke even though I know my parents will still give me money if I need it because what if I might need it in the future

it’s normal and you should worry

it’s normal but you shouldn’t worry

it’s not normal but you should worry

it’s not normal and you shouldn’t worry

nuance/results

*the thought of going broke even though I know my parents will still give me money if I need it because what if I might need it in the future

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I finished the Kaladin and Zahel animation and also made a sticker!

If you would like your very own 4x4 inch water prof vinyl "Wit Is An Asshole" sticker you can use the link to preorder one using the link. They’ll be shipped out mid to late June.

Audio Credit

Rhythm of War by Brandon Sanderson 

Narrated by Micheal Kramer

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Taking your jacket off just to put it back on 3 questions later is a goated strat. I always did that during high school exams back in the day

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