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The amount of assholes I've had to deal with this week is asstonishing

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Hey, are you help?

Cuz i need to get some

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You can only reblog this today.

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currently doing a pottery class and i might become a member afterwards which means ill have to decide on a signature so. here are some things im considering

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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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korb

typing up all my spells on my keyborb

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“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

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Trying to do research for writing is so dumb I’m literally on the Wikipedia page for rabbit

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In the last month I've read like 3 books about authors with writers block rediscovering their love for writing and I feel like someone should do this and then publish the books that the characters wrote.

Like in beach read you have January and August both working on a book. Just publish both of those too. I wanna read em.

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when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

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food brand: we can change a few things with our food no one will notice

their autistic customers the second the change is made:

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Uptown rat

She's been living in her uptown world

I bet she's never had a downtown rat

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"It’s a FAT ZERO. HELLO!! A little LATE ADDITION to the numerical symbol chart brought to us from our friends in Arabia, a little bit of trivia that I happen to know about the history of numbers. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most trivia games, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!"