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Our journey thus far has been an awkward one. Eadwig (I have come to refuse to use his title in my head out of sheer pettiness) has been short with me- refusing to make even strained polite conversation. It’s exhausting. It’s odd how such a lovely looking man can make such a sour expression. I find myself reveling in making him frown as I attempt another ill timed joke. I just make my own entertainment on the road.

His majesty lost his baseball over the fence into king Johans kingdom. I’ve been quested with retrieving it. He has castrated his jester in the meantime to use his testicles as a stand in. It’s going poorly…

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His majesty king johans advisor, Vizier Eadwig, has taken a dislike to me. Alas, I’m not sure why. King Johan is sending him (and others) to escort me back home along with a gift for my king. Hopefully Vizier Eadwig warms up to me. If he doesn’t… it will be a long trip.

His majesty lost his baseball over the fence into king Johans kingdom. I’ve been quested with retrieving it. He has castrated his jester in the meantime to use his testicles as a stand in. It’s going poorly…

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I have met his majesty king Johan. His reputation of being magnanimous appears to be true, he swiftly returned the baseball and is allowing me to stay in palacious quarters despite my low standing.

His majesty lost his baseball over the fence into king Johans kingdom. I’ve been quested with retrieving it. He has castrated his jester in the meantime to use his testicles as a stand in. It’s going poorly…

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His majesty lost his baseball over the fence into king Johans kingdom. I’ve been quested with retrieving it. He has castrated his jester in the meantime to use his testicles as a stand in. It’s going poorly…

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Had a dream they reattached my balls. Terrifying.

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Let’s see those genitals, fam!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

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They let me keep my balls after my castration. I keep them in a jar and drew eyes over each sack. They have been my only companion in hard times.

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fucking stop using eunuch it's not a joke word it a fucking slur you disgusting troglodyte

you gotta let go of the past. im not letting you back into my court. you tried to poison me and you ended up killing my favorite fool. im not giving you your balls back either.

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Eunuch pilled 🔮 castration maxxing 🔮

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They can take my balls but they can’t take my freedom #eunuchwisdom 🔮

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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