evanofthedead

[evanofthedead]

Delusional. Tsk-tsk-tsk.

Okay I've been actively tracking you bitches @evanofthedead @barty-not-barry-official and you haven't left your dorm in days.

I KNOW YOU HAVE PATTY. GIVE HIM BACK.

@swearwolf-lupin

[evanofthedead]

Hear me out.

hello everyone

It has been brought to my attention that some of you never heard of a hear me out cake

@blackrosedeity convinced me we should

im conflicted but she said it will pay off and im worried anyway ls

Are you guys in?

ooc i think we can talk about it a bit then do it sort of like a tag chain where each person put one than tag someone else or smt idrk

also tell me if I forgot anyone, there are a lit of us :)

@flower-of-athens @a-mist-covered-star @j-potteringaround @motherfuckin-marls @littlelambismybestie @barty-not-barry-official @chaosandmoondustiswhatsheis @dreaming-and-drugs @pandoras-box-of-roses @evanofthedead @pete-the-thief @followthegossip @psychoblack @unchained-galaxy @welltobefrank @sepia-vance @al1-f0rtescue @shrineoftheprophetess @hexes-and-hestia @love-lockhart @tedward-t0nks

[evanofthedead]

This.

hello everyone

It has been brought to my attention that some of you never heard of a hear me out cake

@blackrosedeity convinced me we should

im conflicted but she said it will pay off and im worried anyway ls

Are you guys in?

ooc i think we can talk about it a bit then do it sort of like a tag chain where each person put one than tag someone else or smt idrk

also tell me if I forgot anyone, there are a lit of us :)

@flower-of-athens @a-mist-covered-star @j-potteringaround @motherfuckin-marls @littlelambismybestie @barty-not-barry-official @chaosandmoondustiswhatsheis @dreaming-and-drugs @pandoras-box-of-roses @evanofthedead @pete-the-thief @followthegossip @psychoblack @unchained-galaxy @welltobefrank @sepia-vance @al1-f0rtescue @shrineoftheprophetess @hexes-and-hestia @love-lockhart @tedward-t0nks

[evanofthedead]

No. Tell me.

Hey, @barty-not-barry-official it’s been a while. Where are you? Do you want to meet up? We could go to Hogsmeade together. What do you want to do?

[evanofthedead]

Fucking spill the bean.

Hey, @barty-not-barry-official it’s been a while. Where are you? Do you want to meet up? We could go to Hogsmeade together. What do you want to do?

[evanofthedead]

Barty, what the fuck is going on?

Hey, @barty-not-barry-official it’s been a while. Where are you? Do you want to meet up? We could go to Hogsmeade together. What do you want to do?

[evanofthedead]

What’s wrong?

Hey, @barty-not-barry-official it’s been a while. Where are you? Do you want to meet up? We could go to Hogsmeade together. What do you want to do?

[evanofthedead]

Hey, @barty-not-barry-official it’s been a while. Where are you? Do you want to meet up? We could go to Hogsmeade together. What do you want to do?

[evanofthedead]

Hm. A pity.

@barty-not-barry-official we’ll have to do the ‘no asking permission’ because I must have a lizard and this one is adorable

Me and Moony just became parents

Everyone meet our firstborn Patroclus Ziggy Dorian Brekker Lupin-Black the First!

Patty for short <3

@swearwolf-lupin @j-potteringaround @pete-the-thief @flower-of-athens @littlelambismybestie @motherfuckin-marls @welltobefrank @al1-f0rtescue @pandoras-box-of-roses @evanofthedead @dreaming-and-drugs @a-mist-covered-star @psychoblack @unchained-galaxy @shrineoftheprophetess @sepia-vance @followthegossip @barty-not-barry-official @tedward-t0nks

[evanofthedead]

Delightful. When may I borrow Patty?

Me and Moony just became parents

Everyone meet our firstborn Patroclus Ziggy Dorian Brekker Lupin-Black the First!

Patty for short <3

@swearwolf-lupin @j-potteringaround @pete-the-thief @flower-of-athens @littlelambismybestie @motherfuckin-marls @welltobefrank @al1-f0rtescue @pandoras-box-of-roses @evanofthedead @dreaming-and-drugs @a-mist-covered-star @psychoblack @unchained-galaxy @shrineoftheprophetess @sepia-vance @followthegossip @barty-not-barry-official @tedward-t0nks

[evanofthedead]

I’d do anything to hurt that motherfucker.

Bartemius Crouch Jr.

Over the recent weeks I have heard that you have been behaving in rather unsavoury ways towards that Rosier boy. May I remind you that he is not good company and I am most displeased with you for keeping it.

I shall also remind you that behaving as you are is not acceptable. You are behaving like a 'gay' and that is unacceptable, especially considering our reputation. I expect you to break this off immediately and cease in your actions, otherwise there shall be consequences. Do you understand me?

Your Father.

@evanofthedead @j-potteringaround @pandoras-box-of-roses I'm not rly sure who to tag lol

[evanofthedead]

My name is better than yours.

sirius: so your name is pandora?

pandora: that’s right

sirius: that’s the name of some moon i’m pretty sure.

pandora: one of Jupiter’s moons yeah

sirius: (extremely long sigh) be honest are you related to me or are your parents just really eccentric?

[evanofthedead]

Sure. I’ll pack the lighter and some alcohol for refreshments. You get the oil?

@evanofthedead Rosie Rosie Rosie Rosie

Imma set some shit on fire

[evanofthedead]

When and where?

@evanofthedead Rosie Rosie Rosie Rosie

Imma set some shit on fire

[evanofthedead]

Evan's masterpiece:

Barty would go around shirtless just to show it off

[evanofthedead]

Asylum? I’ve always hated those. Maybe we should break the inmates out first.

@evanofthedead Rosie Rosie Rosie Rosie

Imma set some shit on fire

[evanofthedead]

I don’t know whether to say ‘absolutely not’ or ‘count me in’. Hm.

@evanofthedead Rosie Rosie Rosie Rosie

Imma set some shit on fire