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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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"average darkner gets divorced 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average darkner gets 0 divorces per year. Divorces G. Spamton, who lives in a dumpster & gets divorced over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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in a much brighter timeline, being a "cryptobro" just means that you're an insufferable bigfoot or mothman guy

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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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while megacorporations profit off of exploitation of queer people and using pride flags for their tshirts and mugs, the creator of the lesbian flag, emily gwen, cant afford basic necessities and has to rely off of donations

if you have something to spare or can share, please do so

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older lesbian at a bar: [lights cigarete] i was your age when you were your age isnt that weird

other lesbian the same age as her: can yuo put that out on me

her: i just lit it though

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

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do you know your paternal grandfather?

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I am 20 chapters into Gideon the 9th and am frothing at the mouth for fanfic inbetween chapters I am begging yall for fic recs that dont contain major spoilers please