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Coronavirus (S*** Is Real) - Cardi B Remix - iMarkkeyz

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Finally a motivation video without fitness models, but with ordinary girls!

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#MLKalsoSaid via Twitter

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Me: yo dummy what’s this red liquid

Bro: aye man that’s die instantly soda don’t fuck round with that real shit

Me:

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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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im going to fucking die

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My therapist: you need to trust yourself

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PAY ATTENTION! This is how you weed out the men who deserve your time and the ones that don’t. These dudes are literally telling you who they are, but y'all refuse to listen. Your safety comes first.

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To whoever I was playing Fallout 76 with today, thank you for this hilarious encounter 

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ADHD/autism culture is forgetting to do important things like eating because I got distracted pacing around my kitchen for an hour

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Chikorita is the most metal pokemon