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fellas is it just me or has job hunting gotten worse

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so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

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telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband

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its called tf2 because you tf in2 a girl

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ALT

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How why what

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phallus

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Run administrator run

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It’s like every week something weird happens.

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THIS IS KILLING ME. HELP

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no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money