Hello! I'm Kris, and this is my personal blog. A few things I love: Gary Allan, The Walking Dead, Switchfoot & Jon Foreman, The Lord of the Rings, The Big Bang Theory, nature, rainy & gloomy days, health & fitness [Bob Harper, Jillian Michaels, The Biggest Loser, Dolvett Quince, Chris Powell], autumn, faeries, Gavin Rossdale, 90s country & artists from that era, Dan and Phil & various YouTubers, the St. Louis Cardinals [Yadier Molina & Jason Motte], Donnie Wahlberg & NKOTB, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, older country music, Johnny Cash, role playing, LOST, Stephen King, *NSYNC, animal rights, vegetarianism, Christianity, photography, going to concerts, reading, and lots more! I have a separate blog dedicated to my husband my lover Gary Allan. Check it out: Hell Yeah, Gary Allan! I also have a Donnie Wahlberg/NKOTB blog, but it's currently on hiatus... Detective Sassypants Messages and questions are always welcome!
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I wish he still had his hair short.




Gavin Rossdale | American Music Awards (2006)
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Dear Jon, I miss telling you my stories.
Fading West Tour
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Everything about this is just sex to me. I can't even.
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My Favourite Song Lyrics Meme 1/?
Ain’t That Lonely Yet (1993) by Dwight Yoakam (Written by Kostas & James House)
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This is more amusing to me probably because I have been to the Science Center so many times... xD
Science Museum
St. Louis, MO, USA
(I work at a science museum where one activity allows visitors to piece together the bones of a small dinosaur. It’s a Friday morning, and the museum’s packed. The dinosaur’s latest caretakers are a group of 5th grade girls.)
Girl (at the top of her lungs): “THIS DINOSAUR DIED BECAUSE HE DIDN’T BELIEVE IN JEEEE-SUS!”
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I don't know but his pants are really awkward, I'm sorry.
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Pharmacy
Ohio, USA
Guy on phone: (asks for price on Viagra)
Me: (gives price. It’s in the neighborhood of $30 per pill)
Guy: Wow, that’s really expensive. How about Cialis [a similar medication]?
Me: (gives price; it’s approximately the same)
Guy: Well, d*&). At that price I can’t afford both the pill and the girl. I’m gonna have to figure something else out.
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What. What video is this?






i don’t mind most of the time but you push me so far inside..
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Heh heh.
How to get up dramatically - A guide by Loki Laufeyson
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