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I feel bad for all the straight men who never got to experience the feeling of being 13 staying up till 3am reading fan fiction

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Two parts in SotR I haven't seen talked about enough that had me screaming.

1. Haymitch basically having booty shorts that said "courtesy of the Capitol" on the ass

2. Haymitch being like, "Lenore Dove's closeted gay uncle Clerk Carmine doesn't approve of me dating her even though I'm an ALLY who supports HIS relationship."

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Sirius is the type to realize pretty quickly that Remus has a crush on him and he's like yikes, that's gonna be weird which turns into Remus is kinda pathetic, like a wobbly puppy kinda way to why is he kinda...he's kinda adorable...to dang I think he's cute, I think I like him. And then he's like, since he likes me and I like him, I guess we're dating now.

Sirius is the type to forget to tell the person who likes him that he likes them back, and just, assumes they are dating.

So wolfstar is just, one sided established and one sided unrequited. Remus is hardcore pining pitifully and Sirius is like, yeahhh we're so in love and cute.

R "we're dating?? Since when??"

S "??back in 7th year winter?? I realized I like you back so i--"

R

S

R "so you??"

S

S "...so i-- well I meant to ask you out."

R " you meant--??!!"

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sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him

james:

peter:

remus:

james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time

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Remus: Sirius is my friend and if he loves me, it’s the same way he would love a sibling.

Regulus: Sirius is my brother and if he looked at me the way he looks at you, I would have to see a therapist.

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artist : @star_ry_eyed

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🎄🐾🐺✨🌘

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Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.

Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"

Except Remus is awkward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.

He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"

and i just think that's funny as hell

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The Prank, Hogwarts 1976

I live for the headcanon where Remus has anger issues, I think it fits him so well after all he’s been through

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why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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The difference between Sirius and Regulus is that Sirius writes for Wattpad, and Regulus for AO3

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's

Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!

Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!

Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(

Regulus: Who's Regulus?

Barty: I already can't tell who is who

Sirius: Take that stuff off

Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!

Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"

Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww

Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him

James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing

Sirius: No, it's not!

Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!

Sirius: I don't say that

James: Well that's all you say

Remus and Barty: Yeah

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meeee