everydayarsonist

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[everydayarsonist]

if you have a popular post on this site inevitably people will tag it with something like “croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in ep 10” and it rules. i have no idea what you’re talking about but you’re right this IS so croggles to bringles when they lost the ploogie in episode 10.

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fucking stop using eunuch it's not a joke word it a fucking slur you disgusting troglodyte

you gotta let go of the past. im not letting you back into my court. you tried to poison me and you ended up killing my favorite fool. im not giving you your balls back either.

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In the diner in ch4, when Purple Guy starts randomly working there, a Froggit states that “that guy took out a fistful of butterflies from his…. pouch? and put them in my soup.” And, WHERE do we see butterflies?

THAT’S RIGHT. SWARMING EVERYMAN’S HEAD DURING THE AMALGAMATE ATTACK.

Friend this, Friend that, how about you get your FRIENDs together and find out why the heck no one has found any new Everyman sightings yet. Where is Every man. My friend everied Man.

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this is basically a short horror film

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youtube should put a button on the home page that you press that says "I DONT WANT TO WATCH ANY OF THIS SHIT" and it completely replaces your reccomended instead of serving you the same shit you see over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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Detectives say the key to tracking down the source of the kites was a large wall map covered in thumbtacks and string. 'It's the first time that method has ever actually worked,' said a spokesperson.

Kite Incident [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball approaches Megan from the left. Megan is flying a kite, with the line attached to a spool.] Cueball: Ooh, flying a kite? Megan: Yeah. I found this big spool of fishing line in a closet.

[In a silent panel, Cueball and Megan are seen from further away, indicating that the kite is flying higher.]

[Cueball and Megan are seen from yet further away, indicating that the kite is flying still higher.] Cueball: Are we allowed to fly a kite this high? Should we Google whether there are rules? Megan: Eh, it's probably fine.

Megan: The string is really starting to sag. Cueball: Maybe we could attach another kite? I'll go get one.

Cueball: It worked! Megan: Nice!

[Cueball walks in with a package while empty spools sit next to kite spool.] Cueball: I bought another package of string. Megan: Oh good, these spools are almost empty. Megan: I think we're in the jet stream.

Cueball: How many kites are on there now? Megan: I've lost count.

[Another silent panel panning out.]

[A much larger panel panning out further to reveal the long line of spooled kites, now double-backing above Megan and Cueball.] Cueball: Uhh...

[Megan pulls out her phone.] Cueball: ...Did it blow in a circle? Megan: I don't know. Lemme look at a map of where the jet stream goes. Cueball: Hey, do you hear sirens?

[A CNN logo is at the upper right of the panel. Megan stands at a lectern, with Cueball on one side and Ponytail, holding a briefcase, on the other. Illegible text appears at the lower left, lower right, and below them.] [A banner with white text on a black background:] Breaking: Kite Incident Duo Speaks Megan: On the advice of our lawyer, we would like to apologize for the events that shut down global air travel last week...

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Asking for directions

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i really could write an essay on how shit is that we’ve completely abandoned the monster-of-the-week episode format even when rebooting shows that relied on it to replace them with grimdark edgy plotlines where nothing feels good or accomplished at the end of the day

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out of all deltarune characters, toriel is actually the most likely one to be driving in her car right after a beer.

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everyman is the purple guy with the ice-e head. i have actual evidence, trust me.

Friend this, Friend that, how about you get your FRIENDs together and find out why the heck no one has found any new Everyman sightings yet. Where is Every man. My friend everied Man.

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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what do you mean susie’s themes have a bit of your best nightmare in them.

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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.