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✨2x04 || Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things✨

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this isn't even every time he's done this. he can't keep getting away with it... [x], [x], [x]

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“Every woman who sleeps with Sam dies”. Well, all of Dean’s boyfriends are dead too.

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."

"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."

"He’s the reason we have the concept of Omegaverse. Destiel had a part of the development of Ao3. Most people consider the Destiel Love Confession scene as a reliable news source. This used to be THE Supernatural Destiel website. Don’t do my boy Dean dirty like this, he’s been through enough. 😭

Misha Collins himself just said at a con that if he could go back and refilm the series with Castiel there from the start, Cas would have gotten season 1 Dean pregnant immediately."

Propaganda courtesy of @acefusti138

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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Trying to think of Destiel questions for Jensen Ackles is like trying to come up with a concise wish for a genie without getting screwed over.

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"It’s day one of #PrideMonth. Proud of my old friend, Cas. Proud of you. #ForLove"

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A comprehensive, but incomplete, list of supernatural fandom phrases 

In no particular order

i love it here (jensen ackles psychological warfare chamber)

thee

insane show for insane people

fuck of desitel

hi for the love of god hello

oh, dean. his nipple is out

castiel, did you fuck the michael sword?

one and done angelic t shot

you don’t know that you wouldn’t fall in love with a bug

giving it all up for a bottom from kansas

killing that man

gay angel

scriblo squimble scroncksy and the like

i don’t want to watch good television, i want to watch supernatural

cool it gorge w butch you’re in more drag rn than i’ll ever be

shave your chest father of two it’s fanservice time

specialest little discipleson dean

what have you accomplished besides leaking out your ass at a walmart in every destiel fanfic

i am gutted

et tu brute

you are poison 

[gunshots] [omitted] and *

wrist not limp enough; need to boil it

dean can be bi but jensen is definitely gay

the last great american queerbait

don’t rich people have group chats

the cw sniper

the gay guy in sera gambles head (x)

he is the reason

why lamp

unparalleled media experience 

all the j- words, jacting joices, jacting jussy, jole, etc.

Jomohobe specifically

you can’t be gay you ride a motorcycle 

jensens omegan sensibilities

all gods are men and all men can be fucked (connected: morally bankrupt rpf is praxis)

the very sight of a mans boobs corrupts 

vampire surprise

jackles long con

He-wolf, she-wolf a study in werewolf transgenderism

The pizza man montage

Father, that’s a sheath

greetings, bloodfreak

lawboy

i fuck monsters, not gods 

orpheus’ gay cajun vampire sidepiece 

cain’s oc wife colette (connected: they didn’t even cast abel)

love interest to lucifer’s insane little brother

instructions unclear, dick stuck in the michael sword

put him in the michael wave

rip steve yockey

good omens crowley is dust

history’s most uncomfortable, reluctant, closed-mouth kiss, like two pale coconuts gently colliding 

all the day of the week posts including but not limited to: 

fimmf (fingers in my mouth friday); shiaws (slamm him into a wall saturday; sammy sunday; fuck off destiel friday; brother, it’s ten am on a tuesday tuesday; oh buddy, it’s only monday monday

destiel clients

bug loves cas

oh i know the johnlocks are sick rn

?no

homo police they made him the homo police

dean sucks cas silly through his jorts

you have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man

down on his old man knees

you have ruined the integrity of supernatural

did you fuck bill clinton

jensens sexy silence

the tapes

consumehimnatural

he is practically naked (cas is a full suit but without the trenchcoat)

bite sammy kill him

sam. i am a sodomite

winchester derangement syndrome

virginal and untouched vs. sexual behemoth

super hell

special thanks to all the people who helped me compile this list

edited version

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Jensen Ackles + hats

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men doing the tongue bite thingie while smiling

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Inferno :: abandon all hope, ye who enter here

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Supernatural Tarot

First batch of these.. hoping to finish an entire deck at some point.

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i wasn't gonna mention it...

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Mary Winchester + art

Mary by Henry Ossawa Tanner  Head of the Virgin by Elisabetta Sirani The Seven Sorrows of the Virgin (detail) by Simon Bening Immaculate by Pedro de Moya  The Madonna and Child (detail) by Anthony van Dyck Visitation (detail) by Raphael

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Just a couple of cowboys

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all of my favorite episodes go like this

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Boy King