evexec
evexec
"Sous les pavés, la plage!"
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‘I mean it, Yossarian. You’ll have to keep on your toes every minute of every day. They’ll bend heaven and earth to catch you.’ ‘I’ll keep on my toes every minute.’ ‘You’ll have to jump.’ ‘I’ll jump.’ ‘Jump!’ Major Danby cried. Yossarian jumped. Nately’s whore was hiding just outside the door. The knife came down, missing him by inches, and he took off.
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evexec · 13 days ago
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I love obtuse titles that don't relate to the actual work itself!
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My first erasure poem, as of yet untitled. When posted on Instagram, I put it together with this song (which I love!):
https://open.spotify.com/track/4SzWwyNnUbRpzOmSDxEEa3
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evexec · 13 days ago
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I suppose I'll just title it Doused in Blood, Bathed in Tears, from a line in the song...
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My first erasure poem, as of yet untitled. When posted on Instagram, I put it together with this song (which I love!):
https://open.spotify.com/track/4SzWwyNnUbRpzOmSDxEEa3
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evexec · 13 days ago
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Which of you, though you are evil, and do not labor or spin, dressed like God, the Law, and the Prophets, do not worry for the road that leads to destruction?
False prophets will be judged, cut down, and thrown into the fire.
Lord, Lord, you hypocrite, remove your name. Then I will tell them plainly:
“Evildoers—pigs—may trample under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces. The rain will knock down, the streams rose, and you did not fall.”
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My first erasure poem, as of yet untitled. When posted on Instagram, I put it together with this song (which I love!):
https://open.spotify.com/track/4SzWwyNnUbRpzOmSDxEEa3
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evexec · 13 days ago
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My first erasure poem, as of yet untitled. When posted on Instagram, I put it together with this song (which I love!):
https://open.spotify.com/track/4SzWwyNnUbRpzOmSDxEEa3
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evexec · 13 days ago
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I'll always talk up internet radio stations because I don't think the average person is aware that they're free, can run in your browser (or in any program that can connect to them), work on your phone, run better than a youtube tab, and give you a much better selection of music than you could get from a general algorithmic playlist
(also lots of them have live shows which you can tune into for free)
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evexec · 14 days ago
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Apparently there’s a “kids shouldn’t be allowed in grocery stores” thing being spread on TikTok because they might scream or run around and look yeah that’s annoying but at a certain point you’ve gotta just put up with kids being a little annoying in public. Sure the kid pouring milk in the isles is the fault of a shitty parent and should be asked to leave, but a single mom with an otherwise controlled by crying toddler isn’t doing anything wrong. I think you’ll live if someone’s two year old starts screaming in their arms in isle 3. It might be annoying but that mom is probably having a worse day than you
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evexec · 14 days ago
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This whole thing about scanning your face to prove tour age is making me remember, in 2018 while out in paris we got our wallet stolen during a particularly busy night at a lesbian bar. It was very late and with no money to buy metro tickets we were effectively stranded, but some people helped us and we ended up staying the night at a really sweet older man's place. His face was deeply scarred and he was missing an eye. We chatted on our way and he told me about his life, probably to help calm me down. He explained he had been stuck in a house fire 20 years ago and had had multiple rounds of facial reconstruction and a skin graft, but there's only so much surgery can do so he just learned to live with it. I remember he said he liked the queer bars because they're the only place people don't really stare at him.
At some point I took out my phone, and at the time I was using face unlock. This prompted him to tell me all the ways this technology doesn't work on him. How his phone selfie camera doesn't focus right because it's not detecting a face. How he had to update his ID the old fashioned way, because the website kept rejecting his photos. And how it was becoming more and more common, and how it was making his life way harder.
This was 7 years ago, and now whenever I see this sort of technology I think of how that guy can't use it. And how house fires are pretty common, and how anything from being born this way to a skin condition to heavy tattooing can probably cause the same issue. Can these people get age verified ? Will they just lose access to all social media, which are increasingly necessary in society, if this becomes the norm ? These are people who are already driven out of public spaces due to how they look, and they're getting pushed out online too all in the interest of companies wanting more money.
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evexec · 14 days ago
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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3
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evexec · 14 days ago
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depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal
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evexec · 14 days ago
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creepy and wet major alignment chart
edit: added a few more majors
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evexec · 14 days ago
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creepy and wet major alignment chart
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evexec · 15 days ago
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staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room
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evexec · 16 days ago
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Time to tell lies to confuse the AI scrapers. Feel free to reblog and add lies.
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evexec · 16 days ago
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I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.
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evexec · 16 days ago
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not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise
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