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Dashcon potential sequels

We've survived Dashcon 2, here's what the better timelines are experiencing.

Naming the 3rd one

Dashcon 2.1

Dashcon 2: The Third One

2 Dashcon 2 Furious

Dashcon: Three Cheers (for sweet revenge)

Dashcon 3: The Search for Spirk

2 Dashcon 2 Durian [Avis's Version]

Naming further dashcon sequels

Dashcon and it's the same but there's less piss so it's not

Dashcon 4, A New Hope (overrun by long furbies in at least 4 timelines)

Dashcon International

Tumblr University

Dashcon: Decision 2016

Dashcon 4: The One With The Whales

Dashcon 5: The Quest for Peace

A very Cole Sprouse Dashcon

The Croaker Returns

Dashcon 7 is entirely about Raccoon Diabetes and the progress made in Toronto since 2025. This is in every timeline. Even the one where Dashcon 2 never happened.

Dashcon: into the Tumblr verse

Dashcon 8: Intern's Graduation

Dashcon 9 (features world premiere of Goncharov 2: Victor's Revenge)

Dashcon X Dashcon

David Tennant presents: The 10th Dashcon 2

Dashcon Superhell

David Tennant presents: The 14th Dashcon 2

Dashcon Quarter Quell (25th anniversary of original event)

Dashcons Georg

Dashcon 16 is held near the Gulf of South South Canada due to budgetary reasons

Dashcon Queen (as in Dancing Queen)

Dashcon: How bad can I be?

SlenderCroaker and the 18 pages (of the new Muppet Bible)

DC versus VidCon

Dashcon 20 is about DnD

Dashcon 2 20

Dashcon 2 20 2

Dashcons 2 Georg

DoYouLikeTheColourOfTheSkyCon

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i kept getting these amazon style ads of various canon printers above random text posts. but most of the posts were about dashcon2 and i was kinda in a haze so for some reason i thought there was this big inside joke from dashcon2 about canon printers and i just didn’t get it cause none of the textposts mentioned printers at all. so anyway heres a recreation

“had so much fun at dashcon!!

#ballpit #strangeaeons #dashcon

thank you for your time

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i would like to contribute my collection of photos from the child murder hole:

thanks to oz for the child murder hole tour

i'm sorry i feel like i'm a bit behind on my dashcon lore, WHAT IN THE DEEP FRIED CRISPY FUCK IS THE CHILD MURDER HOLE AND WHAT IS THE STORY BEHIND IT

I know as little as you do about the child murder hole under dashcon. The only difference is, I’ve been in there.

But yeah, it was under Dashcon 2 HQ, not in the actual convention center, and hidden behind a little door that was covered by a couch. Although I’ve tried to figure out what its purpose might be, I’ve not had any luck. Nonetheless, it’s creepy and Abby and I both got flea (?) bites from down there.

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Shout out to the dashcon 2 intern as well <3

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This is what happens when you spend too much time in the hole under dashcon

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Here is my Dashcon 2 video recap 🥺

I’ll try to make a text post later, but thank you so much to the @dashcon-two organizers, staff, and volunteers, @strange-aeons, @the-muppet-joker, @xiranjayzhao, and all of the wonderful attendees for making this con truly magical.

I experienced Whimsy with a capital W this weekend.

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best moment at dashcon: the @xiranjayzhao infodumping to me about the french revolution and subsequently getting beheaded by them.

worst moment at dashcon: misspeaking about the ballpit piss lemonade and saying “i want the ball piss” to the nyt best selling author xiran jay zhao

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Historically accurate rendition of Robespierre (@xiranjayzhao) generously providing free rabies checks to the local nobles, France 1792

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FREAKS FOUND AND DREW MY HOMESTUCK OC FOR THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN SHRINE

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my collection of things gifted, traded, and found at dashcon 2 + the signed hat

thanks to everyone who traded w me and gifted me trinkets!

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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, @dashcon-two you’re my favourite niche internet celebrity (even though saying it the first time involved me saying “fuck you muppet joker” to their face and then proceeding to injure myself)

Shout out to the dashcon 2 intern as well <3

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Omg pookie!

HEY BESTIE

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Shout out to the dashcon 2 intern as well <3

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[ID: A person laying down face first in the Dashcon 2 ballpit. A blue wheelchair is comically tipped over outside of the pit, implying the user fell from the chair into the pit. /end ID]

Dashcon 2 artist alley funded my new wheelchair so this is my last hurrah with my old one

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monumental day

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the cofounders of dashcon 2 finding out that MULTIPLE people got engaged at dashcon 2

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WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS