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why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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I made me !! LMFAOO

Found another picrew!

HERE’S THE LINK!

Tagging: @theamazingtomholland @n0wornever @vicesvsvirtuesfanfic @reggies-eyeliner @cordeliascrown @theolivekiddo @bexxy @txrii and anyone else who would like to check this out! :)))

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drawpile

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Yaay sceneryyy

Pictured here is a younger Yuna (top right) and some of her old ‘pod-mates’ relaxing on a secluded beach before a storm.

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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There are no real monster fuckers or fake monster fuckers.

Just because someone only likes werewolves or hybrids doesn’t mean they’re fake monster fuckers.

WE’RE ALL FREAKS! YOU’RE NOT SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOU’D FUCK MORE NICHE MONSTERS!

All of us are seen as weirdos by outsiders. So shh….

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this is so beautiful im actually crying!!!!!

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Simple offerings for Anubis ⚖️🪶

-Gold or black candles

-Jackal imagery

-Dog related items

-Scale imagery

-Feathers

Crystals:

-Black obsidian

-Labradorite

-Amethyst

-Pyrite

-Amber

Food offerings:

-Dark chocolate

-Pineapple

-Honey

-A bowl or glass of water

-Wine

-Beer

-Rum

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Lady Aretmis

Goddess of the moon, the hunt, archery, the wilderness, chastity, childbirth, and protector of women and children.

Epithets

Agrotera ~ The Huntress; Of the Hunt

Elaphiaia ~ Of the Deer

Lycaea ~ Of the Wolves

Philomeirax ~ Friend of Young Girls

Paidotrophos ~ The Nurse of Children

Orsilokhia ~ Helping in Childbirth

Soteira ~ Saviour

Letoas ~ Daughter of Leto

Celadeinus ~ The Strong-Voiced

Aidoios Parthenos ~ Revered Virgin

Prostateria ~ The Guardian

Hekatebolos ~ The Far-Shooting

Associations

Animals

Deer

Bears

Hounds / Hunting Dogs

Boars

Buzzards

Quail

Partridges

Plants

Amaranth

Cypress trees

Palm trees

Asphodel

Walnut trees

Mugwort

Colors

Silver

White

Green

Blue

Turquoise / Cyan

Offerings and Devotional Acts

Bones and antlers

Deer imagery

Moon and night sky imagery

Candles and incense

Round cakes and bread

Olive oil

Wine

Nuts and fruits

Chicken, turkey, pheasant, or quail feathers

Pine cones, branches, and needles

Fresh or dried flowers

Dog imagery

Caring for pets and family members, especially children

Hunting and / or foraging

Donating or volunteering for charities

Spending time in nature, especially woods and streams

Veiling

Taking care of houseplants

Volunteering in animal shelter

(credit to @vibeswithrenai for the Artemis themed dividers!)

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Jörmungandr

The Midgard Serpent

"the coming of Ragnarök is the violent unrest of the sea as Jörmungandr releases its tail from its mouth"

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Credit to original artist

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Why in the nine worlds is no one talking about this?

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Jǫrmungandr, pronounced [ˈjɔrmunˌɡandr̥], meaning "huge monster" also known as the Midgard (World) Serpent (Old Norse: Miðgarðsormr), is a sea serpent, the middle child of the giantess Angrboða and Loki.

According to the Prose Edda, Odin Took Loki's three children by Angrboða—the wolf Fenrir, Hel, and Jörmungandr—and tossed Jörmungandr into the great ocean that encircles Midgard. The serpent grew so large that it was able to surround the earth and grasp its own tail. As a result, it received the name of the Midgard Serpent or World Serpent. When it releases its tail.

To Jörmungandr

Shed Every Skin

That No Longer Fits

Even If They Call You Cold-Blooded

And If They Try To Stop Your Growth

My Dear Unhinge you’re Jaw

And Go For The Throat

Do You Believe You’ll stay Within the Waters

Within the Darkness

So they can see the stars

Oh NO my son

You will Swallow them Whole

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Devotional acts for Jormungandr

- play a dedicated playlist

- visit a body of water

- learn about the arts (upg)

- honor snakes and serpents

- meditation baths

- practicing patience and silence

- shadow work

- doing The Thing you’ve been avoiding

- spending time with loved ones

- wear jewelry dedicated to/ representative of Him

- work on environmental projects

These are SOME of the ways I honor Jormungandr. This is quite a small list but it’s a start. I wanna see more Jorm related content, so I better start trying to reach His audience!

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Jormungandr, from the eyes of a devotee.