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i say kabumisu bc its the most popular ship name but despite the connotations mithrun is topping. you can trust me on this

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ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

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It's nice to have a secondary blog where I can just reblog stuff without a care in the world about tidyness, but now I can hardly find any of the posts I'm looking for! This really is like a digital freakin' attic! There's too much stuff! It'll take ages to dig that one thingamajig up! Aw, dangit! Now I remember why my main blog is as organized as it is...

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There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

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If you wanna make fun of sci-fi naming conventions effectively, you've gotta remember that the "Glup Shitto" school of naming is literally just Star Wars. Other, more widespread approaches include:

Bracingly monosyllabic

Teenage goth DeviantArt handle

Yeah, I guess you can technically put those letters in that order

That is a weight loss drug, not a person

Too poor to afford vowels

Ambiguously German

My middle name is "the"

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well, im gonna put my money where my mouth is. and then chew it. then swallow it. mmmm money

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me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:

omg... you dont hate me?....

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commenting hetslop under someones wedding photos

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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There is simply no *principled* difference between book piracy and libraries. This doesn't mean you have to be in favor of book piracy if you like libraries, but it means you can't be so on abstract principled grounds, it has to be on a specific materialist "I think below this level of access libraries are good, but above it they are bad; it would be bad if everyone donated books more often, and libraries were much larger and easier to access"

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Mithrun's Tofu shop from the memorial book

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Accurate portrayl of being a teacher just so busy and tired.

Horns growing out of a student? Check to make sure medically they fine then move on

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I’m really glad that a lot of people agree that intercourse is the least interesting part of sex. I’d even say sexual acts with clothes on are a lot hotter and more interesting to me

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Yeah I’ll have a BLT no lettuce no tomato no bitches no money no life

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once you recognise the ubiquitous and inevitable fandom life cycle it becomes much easier to free yourself from it and just keep enjoying things in a more healthy way while still thinking critically about them