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If you believe the risk is worth it and decide to set off fireworks anyway, I can’t stop you. But please…

Move a safe distance away directly after ignition

Don’t fucking point them at anyone (you should already be smart enough to know this)

Soak malfunctioning fireworks in water for at least ten minutes before disposal; do not attempt to re-light them

One at a time!

Stay sober for god’s sake

Don’t give sparklers to kids (or let kids be given sparklers if you happen to be an unwitting teen)

Always use eye protection

Keep a bucket of water or a hose nearby

Keep pets inside (and give them lots of loving afterwards)

Don’t ignite fireworks while holding them

Douse all debris in water before disposal

Don’t shoot them off in metal or glass containers

READ THE GODDAMN INSTRUCTIONS

Be aware that consumer fireworks in the US are often faulty and defective

Anyway, here are some pics that go hard:

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Bad take.

If it's not a masterpiece keep it in the drafts, scrub! Also, no more eroticism in fics! It's gross! In fact! Just stop it with all fics! You are disrespecting one of our most holy laws: copyright law!

You know those "write badly!" posts that sometimes makes the rounds to encourage all you lovely writers that it's okay that not everything is a masterpiece?

Yeah, those.

I just want all you authors out there not feeling good enough to know that i just decided to reread one of the worst fics I've ever read. Because it's one of the best fics I've ever read.

The plot is simplistic at best. The language is horrible. The pacing is nowhere to be found behind all the "and then!!!" the author peppers their writing like a carbonara with.

But

The characters. The insights into their motivations is fucking master thesis level. I cry just thinking about the way the author predicted where canon was headed years ago. And the way they Preemptively fixed all the ooc-ness the mangaka is now struggling to wrap up.

It's been living in my head rent-free for years and i wouldn't want it any other way. Just with slightly less "and then!!"

So yes, write badly.

In three years time some sucker will come back for seconds because they loved it for all the things you Did manage to do right.

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the rule of fandoms is that if someone has a character in their url or bio they either understand that character well enough to give a 3 hour unscripted lecture on the subject OR they're really obsessed with their version of that character thats an entirely different made up guy. and theres literally never an in between

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it’s really not that hard to make a popular blog on tumblr. what you’re gonna wanna do is put the words “evil” and “wizard” in the url somewhere

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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There can be only one!

@mygeekcorner my love have you been banished to the Tumblr void?

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Then perish

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Frogs are gross, actually

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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I always vote for the opposite of what they want me to. Cause I am evil!

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

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Fact: K-dramas are -AT BEST- mid-tier entertainment.

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HOW DID YOUR ESCAPE???

You'd be surprised by the amount of energy one can store up by not engaging in needless physical activities. Such as pole dancing, horse riding, fan-fiction reading, etc. Used that energy to claw out of the basement!

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You think I'm some nerd's little side blog? You better watch it or I'll send my boyfriend, @Magnusdidwantablog, to fuck you up!

Omg I can't believe @krippe90 loves me enough to make a whole new side blog just to clown on me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But yes, apparently @evilmygeekcorner is the better friend 😂😭

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Horrible little creatures!

The octopus held on for a bit then let go and swam back down.

Source

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I actually love watching shows and movies people recommend me. I do so in a timely fashion and keep my "to watch" list very short!

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This show sucks

victor + yūri