salamander ✧ 25 ✧ he/it be excellent to each other!
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A bunny surprise for his partner 🐇
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Something else abt cockroaches is that they can also hold ur hand
#that is a male hissing cockroach i believe!!!#my sister has a colony of them ^^ i call them my nieces and nephews#i love them! theyre so curious!#bugs
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me when it’s dark and miserable pouring thundering rain outside

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you thought you'd seen the last of my x files studies huh?
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Woagh it’s Vash ta Schtampede…
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using "pack" instead of "chat". pack is this real.
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I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.
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i feel like job interviewers are just inventing new ways to torment people. why does every job now require a fucking survey or some shit and THEN ghost you after that
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