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Dottore on a hunt

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tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

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昨夜遅く、木花庵にて、白い猫１匹が、器物破損・建造物破壊・脱走の罪で拘束されました。同猫は、最近脱走の犯行予告を行っていたことから、監視対象となりソフトカラーを装着されていましたが、驚くべきことに、その「食パン」を装着したまま風呂場の網戸を破壊して逃走し、2.5hにも上る夜の散歩を楽しんだとのことです。調べによると、犯猫は終始「春だから」と述べるに留まっており、反省の色が見えないことから、速やかにへんがおの刑が執行されました。また、被害者は、網戸が修復不可能な被害を受けたことから、今後夏に向かうにつれ、快適な入浴環境が損なわれるとし、犯猫に対し継続的な補償を求めていく希望があるとのことです。

なお、本件に関しては、黒い猫１匹が犯猫幇助の疑いにより、現在取り調べを受けているとのことです。

Late last night at Konohana-an, one white perpetrator was taken into custody on charges of property damage, destruction of private infrastructure, and escape.

The perpetrator had recently made a public declaration of intent to flee and was placed under surveillance, fitted with a soft collar in the shape of a slice of bread.

Amazingly, while still wearing the “bread,” the perpetrator destroyed the bathroom screen door and escaped, reportedly enjoying a nighttime stroll that lasted approximately 2.5 hours.

During questioning, the perpetrator repeatedly stated, “Because it’s spring,” and showed no signs of remorse.

Accordingly, the punishment of “funny face penalty” was swiftly executed without trial.

The victim, the screen door, is reported to have suffered irreparable damage. With summer approaching, concerns have been raised that bathing comfort will be compromised. The household has expressed intent to seek ongoing compensation from the perpetrator.

In connection with the case, one black accomplice is currently under investigation on suspicion of aiding and abetting the escape.

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heretic to sinner communication

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on your device, go to the internet browser. you there? okay now type in "snoopy" and hit enter... okay awesome now click on 'images' you're welcome

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good morning

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everyone pour one out for this legend

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FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

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repairing the undead

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Shepherd of the Lifestream

(Aerith reaper concept)

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