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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot
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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
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I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it
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saw this girl keying someone’s car this morning. was sort of compelling to watch. acts of passion are so rare these days… sigh…
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new hayley song is devastating. what the fuck
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>nothingburger
>small potatoes
>?
>everythingbagel
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Brothers and sisters put this record down (fob cover redesigns)
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Someone should publish a pronunciation guide for bookish children with words like boatswain, victuals, epitome and so forth. It could probably just be a slim pamphlet, but it would save a lot of nerds a lot of embarrassment down the line.
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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort
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