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walked past pre k’s first music class of the year and the teacher was like “i’m miss x, i’m going to be teaching you music!” and one of the little 3 year olds was like I already know music.

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the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough

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Looks like a cannoli

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She’s like Sonic

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Ides Of March themed knife holder, you get it

Yeah thats julius' bald spot

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alright fine so maybe i am a sucker for ‘character ‘pretends’ to be nice to others then hardcore stabs them in the back but definitely secretly still feels some affection toward them but will never ever admit that bc they already dug their grave’

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"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

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to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'

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whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

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If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

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Obbligato of Recollections in Flickering Candlelight - Event Translation

Characters: Cain, Owen, Bradley, Faust, Heathcliff, Murr, Mitile, Lennox

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

I translated this story out of curiosity about Alefaust(ಥ﹏ಥ). Please understand if there are any mistakes or shortcomings, cause this is just for fun hehe. Hope you enjoy it~☆

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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grok calling out doge for directly killing 100+ people got elon to push an emergency hotfix to make it start blaming everything on anti-white racism