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i like that it's inherently baked in that spamton would do coke in the bathroom and smoke a fat cigar no question

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could toby fox put all the undertale characters on art fight. is he allowed

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PHYSICAL CHALLENGE!! FIGHT YOUR EX HUSBAND!!!!

gif version under the cut idk

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what the fuck ever. i want to drain the stress out my body

after this shortbox comic im gonna stare at a wall and recalculate my life

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after this shortbox comic im gonna stare at a wall and recalculate my life

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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its extremely important to read widely and deeply in a variety of genres. read obscure self published shit that only 4 people have read. read culturally relevant works of literature that have helped shape the canon. read horror. read women's lit. read historical fiction and comedies and nonfiction and hentai and poetry and science fiction and fantasy and mysteries and romance and good things and bad things and things u hate and things you love and things you COULD like if only the author changed x y and z and things which are beautiful but not meant for you.

doing all of this reading will lay a groundwork of rich complexity in your heart. so that you can write really good porn

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sharing gay germs

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today i offer you Garry

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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

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was joking with a friend about the spamtenna baby being one of those fucked up cats noelle keeps spawning and then it was suddenly not a joke

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Braim rot level one billion trillion

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Tfw you know your boyfriend business partner is gonna say some crazy shit live and he proves you right /lh

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spamtenna + i was figuring out how i would draw spamton normally not a puppetlike cause HE IS SO UGLYYYYYYYY but i guess i gotta draw that one too.