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Draco Malfoy is the living embodiment of the “me, an intellectual” meme.

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Slytherin Headcanons

• saying ‘shut up’ while laughing • being extremely nice and understanding towards their friends but unapologetically sarcastic towards others • speaking of sarcasm: they speak it fluently • ‘I love you but I love myself more’ • going on long hikes by themselves • they either go to bed early or don’t sleep at all • they sleep with stuffed animals but deny it • they never give up • challenges are a great pastime • saying ‘Tragic.’ way too often • not everyone of them likes Snape • 'No I am NOT good at potions and you can NOT copy my homework’ • falling asleep to rain • nearly everyone of them has referred to Draco as a 'wimp’ or 'sissy’ • they will kill you if you insult their pet • being proud of their background no matter who they are • yes, there are muggleborn Slytherin’s • they inniciate snowball fights • complaining about small things • 'I AM NOT YELL…I am not yelling.’

Gryffindor Headcanons

Hufflepuff Headcanons

Ravenclaw Headcanons

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a rant about homophobia in malaysia

if yall Malaysians don't like the lgbtqia community that much, might as well yall build one rocketship and go and live in outer space, ha, go live on Jupiter on something. because the rest of the planet has learned to accept the community, your backwater asses just don't know shit about acceptance and not discriminating other people. yea i get it, your religion says otherwise but that is *your* religion, not mine. in fact, it shouldn't be any of your business if a person is gay, straight, lesbian, trans, ace, bi, demi or pan. because their sexuality does not affect you in any way possible.if you say that our country is going to crumble because of the lgbtqia community you are sorely mistaken and you need to learn some common sense. one's sexuality does not affect their work quality or any other aspect of life in any way. just because you don't like the fact that other people are different compared to you doesn't give you the right whatsoever to be discriminating towards them or commit any hate crimes towards them. the lgbtqia community are not consisting of aliens. they are humans. just like you. they don't have any weird anomalies than can make them classified as aliens. therefore, you have no right to treat them as anything other than human. i understand that the majority of malaysia consists of those who are Islam, but remember this. other races exists. and they are valid. if you criminalize gay marriage because its against the laws of Islam you are completely disregarding the entire other half of the country who's religion may say otherwise.

thanks for coming to my ted talk, good night

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beautiful

perhaps gay and/or trans diamonds? or any block/item really lol

Real diamonds got nothing on these

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City Dionysia

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true

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wholesome mood

This is the first time in the history of Tumblr a ship becomes canon but INSTEAD OF CELEBRATING, WE’RE ALL CRYING OUR EYES OUT.

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KEJDJEIRJJDJDJDJDJJDJDJDJWIJ3YXJEYSHIDJDOEOSOKEJDJDJHDBD OMGGGGGGG MY HEARTTT

What should have happened at the end of tros.

"Who are you?" The withered women asked with a curious tilt of her head.

Who was she? For so long as had wondered that. For so long she had tallied the days that passed where she did not know the answer.

Now she knew. She was who she chose to be. And she would live for those who had joined the Force, those who fought for peace and freedom. They would live on through her. Han, Luke, Leia... Ben.

"Rey," she replies proudly, without doubt. "Rey Skywalker."

Another voice speaks, one that tugs at the very fabric of Rey's soul. As strong and sure as the force that binds them.

"How about Rey Solo?"

Rey turns, finding Ben standing behind her, solid, real and perfectly alive. A smile breaks onto her face, as bright as the dawn reflected in his eyes.

"Ben!"

Rey runs into his open arms, breathing a sigh of relief as he closes his embrace. He is warm and soft, his breath tickling her head. He places a kiss on her forehead, an assurance and promise that he was there.

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:(

2019 aka worst year of my life as a fan and a shipper

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REPOST AND RETWEET THIS EVERYWHERE

THE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THIS

it’s crazy how much these two characters have in common, including how THEY BOTH DESERVED BETTER

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please

What if this made a baby......?

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REPOST FOR SAD LUCK

#post-TROS mood

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this was me throughout the entire movie

TROS THINGS

SO I SAW THE RISE OF SKYWALKER AND I HAVE TO YELL MY THOUGHTS BECAUSE MY GOD WHAT WAS THAT

!! SPOILERS !!

So everyone found out that Palpatine was back in between the movies? Not onscreen? Alright.

The movie opens up with my boy Kylo fucking shit up🔥🔥🔥

I honestly thought that they would reveal Palpatine at the end but lmao I guess not.

He ugly.

FINNPOE POWER COUPLE ACTIVITY

LEIA IS TRAINING REY

Rey just called her "master" imma cri

Force bond shenanigans?

The trio acting like friends is so wholesome.

"When I offered you my hand" biiiiiiiiitch I die.

LANDO!

"THEY FLY NOW?" "They fly now"

FORCE! HEALING! POWERS!

I understand that Kylo and Rey have to have this cockfight, bUT CHEWIE IS IN DANGER S T O P

I like to call this moment FUCK YOU JJ

Oh Chewie's alright. Nevermind JJ, we good.

So Zorii is a lesbian. Don't @ me on this.

They wiped out C-3PO's memory in order to read some dumb sith texts :(

F o r c e b o n d f i g h t i n g

The trio is breaking in to save Chewie from the biggest First Order ship. Just the three of them. What could go wrong. We love this crackhead energy.

"Rey Palpatine".....girl, I.......

HUX IS A GOOD GUY. KINDA.

"I don't care if you win, I just want Kylo Ren to lose" bitch how salty can you be afagshsjsjs

Lmao bye Hux. You know what, I liked him. Kind of.

So are Finn and Jannah siblings ooorrr....?

Rey goes on her own, because of course she does.

DARK! REY! IS A VISION! BUT DAMN! I LIKE HER!

Kylo and Rey fight because of course they do.

Leia????? Got through to him???? :D

L E I A D:

REY FUCKING SLICED HIM I-

SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT OHMYGODD THE WORRY -THEY'RE SO CLOSE MY REYLO HEART

FORCE! HEALING!

"I wanted to take your hand. Ben's hand".........girl, I-

Leia died saving her son 😔

I thought I could handle this, but once Chewie broke down, I just lost it.

Han!!!

Kylo, sorry, Ben, just YEETED his lightsaber.

Kylo Ren is dead, but Ben is alive. I love life and living.

Generals Poe & Finn.

Rey is mad and honestly she has the right.

Luke!!!

Luke and Leia flashback😭😭 my heart can't take this😭😭😭 they were both training as a jedi😭😭😭😭

The final battle hohohoo here we go!!

Rey is confronting Palps and the generals, Finn and Poe, are doing the...well the actual "war" part gahshsh.

"dew it"

FINN IS FORCE SENSITIVE

"No one can save you now" exCEPT THE LAST SKYWALKER WHO'S RUNNING LIKE THE WIND WITH A FUCKING BLASTER IN HIS HAND.

REY HANDING HIM LUKE'S LIGHTSABER THROUGH THE FUCKING FORCE SO HE CAN CUT THESE KNIGHTS OF REN.

I MEAN IT COULD BE LUKE'S OR IT COULD BE LEIA'S BECAUSE REY HAS THE OTHER ONE

Ben with blue lightsaber is so GOOD.

Palpatine is having none of that. Stop hurting my kids.

BUT LUCKILY REY IS HAVING NONE OF THAT

R I S E

Rey????????

Ohmygodd Ben is holding her body in his arms I CANNOT-

REY IS BACK REY IS BACK REY-

REYLO KISS I REPEAT WE HAVE A KISS

AM I HAVING A STROKE? IS THIS WHAT HAVING A STROKE FEELS LIKE??

Ben is smiling I-

B E N ???? ???????

....so star wars is canceled afshshsksjsjdjdkdk what the fuck

Everything is fine I guess yeah yeah galaxy has peace yeahyeah that's nice

Oh and C-3PO got his memory back from R2-D2 at one point nice

I think there's a lesbian kiss in the background and that's nice

Rey took the Skywalker lastname isn't that nice

I have a headache

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i want my ben alive okay

Well, I guess now is up to us to create all the new and wonderful alternatives endings for TROS.

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I CRIED AT THIS PART NO JOKE

the belonging you seek is not behind you—                    it is ahead.

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tHIS A BIG MOOD

Seokjin: "Straight vampires are so unrealistic"

Seokjin: "Imagine being heterosexual for all eternity. Pass"

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avengers be coming to life

not long until Loki decides to show up

Broke: sci-fi technology, plasma weapons, lightsabers, lasers, and more will most likely always be fiction

Woke: tech youtubers have literally created plasma laser guns because they wanted to make an irl plasma laser gun from a videogame they like