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trust me, he's listening to Donna Summer 💋

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my favourite thing about Nathan Drake is his hot, mentally unstable, hot brother

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guess who started ovulating tonight 😘😘😘

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apparently, liking egotistical usurpers who also simultaneously serve unbelievable amounts of cunt turned out to be a pattern for me and not a one-off occurrence. shame on me or smth

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I had a vision.

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say "apple" 🍎

(made in moho)

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more of this guy cause he lives in every crevice of my brain

some samuel drake / uncharted sketches and doodles that ill probably never finish sigh

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i hate samuel drake soooooooo much

this pathetic loser needs prescription glasses but refuses to get them (claims he doesn’t need them but the way he squints when reading says otherwise). tries on nathans glasses as a joke one day to tease him about it and silently gives them back to him when he realizes he actually DOES need them. no joke was made that day. never mention it to him bc he WILL make a scene.

anyways whatever ppl say about slutty history professors blablabla

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the woman of your dreams.

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To Melinoë.

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"Hey, M!"

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Sometimes the babygirl is a 45 year old man who's spent 13 years in prison 🙏

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OFF + old IAMX songs. You agree. You scramble to your media player

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lotta stones being thrown from glass houses or whatever the saying is

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THROW BRICKS AT YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PRIME ASSET TODAY!

Here is some OC art of Connie from Outlast Trials! I fear I am becoming hyper-fixated on this game. So I will be posting A LOT of art. Would any of you be interested in a lore post about her and how she got involved with Murkoff as a reagent? Let me know!