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AWFUL THINGS HAPPENING RN

(i am at a hotel w my family for a few nights and therefore. must remain celibate💔💔 (AND IM ALREADY HARD FOR NO REASON AUGHH. life is a PRISON!!!!))

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UGHHRRR guy who can be incredibly depressed AND extremely horny (at the same time)

((it's me. i'm the guy. RELEASE MEEE))

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jerking off to you rn. 😈😈😈😈😈

FOR REAL⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

(stop ragebating me loser!!!!! beats you up💞💞))

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heyyyy freak🤤💞💞💞💞

heyyy perv 💞💞💞💞💞

whatcha doing right now??

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Sub topping sub topping sub topping. Please please let me fuck you. Please call me a good boy when I hit the right spot. Please listen to me whine in youre ear while I go deeper and deeper. Please please please call me a good puppy after I make you cum and let me clean It up. Please please please

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jerking off to eachother.

that is it that's . the post okay byeee

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hate him so much that I gotta do mouth to mouth reverse cpr to destroy him😈😈

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me when He::

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Masochism + degrading sucks id prefer to be told I'm doing good while I get punched in the face.

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uhwuhh . me when i can't tell if he's ragebaiting me or actually flirting with me so i pull out the celebratory sound effects

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bro if we don’t have a mutual masturbation session right now everything’s fucked. bro unfortunately the prophecy also yields that it needs to start out with us just trying to get ourselves off out of desperation (trying to ignore eachothers presence). But bro the real curveball is that then it says we need to start making short spurts of eye contact and then looking away out of awkwardness. and bro the most crucial part of it is that mid stroke we got to start spitting out any sort of string of words to make it seem not homoerotic (it seems homoerotic).

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The Unsubtle Sadist: I'm going to hurt you badly in a sexual manner

The Imaginative Masochist: >w< uwahhhhhhhhh *immediately cums then passes out*

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why my peantis lowkey hard rn

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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"i want to do unethical experiments on you" x *turned on*

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everyone talks about sadists getting turned on by hurting you but I would rather them be amused by it, that it's something funny to them, like kids ripping off the arms of a bug to see how it struggles. they're detached, clinical, observing. everytime they hurt you, hit you, beat you, they laugh when you struggle. "wow, you really didn't like that one," they say, smiling. they do it again and again and again.

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i also have the evil disorder from hell, i’m sending you a big fat kiss <33 -luckylilpup

AWH THANK YOUU <3 gives you a big fat kiss in return🌈🌈

sorry you were nerfed with the Evil Hell Disorder too though, my condolences. it Sucks