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Your hair!!!!

Your clothes!!!

Your makeup!!!

SO COOL!

AWH TYSMMMM

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oh my god i made it

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phil implying he’s married to dan but it’s via threatening dan with murder for life insurance fraud. he was meant for tumblr and nowhere else

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made this in approximately 43 seconds pass it around

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Imagining Phil opening tumblr to lurk today and just being absolutely assaulted by bwagfeo posts... tit for tat mr games

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can an emo girl and a sk8er boi really be in love

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my neck my back my phussy and my phrack

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light yagami = sonic.exe

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Near, far, wherever you are.

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dead wife phontage

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Jesus was part of the Phagenda.

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TRAGIC

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New calendar alert!! 🐴DAN AND PHIL AND A TINY HORSE 2025💕

Hello Dan and Phil Neighs! You’ve seen dogs. Cats. Now: Dan and Phil and ..A Tiny Horse

Presenting - the Dan and Phil and A Tiny Horse 2025 Calendar

Meet Teddy - the miniature Shetland. We knew if we were ever going to do another calendar we had to take it up a notch ..and we took it way down.. to where this horse is. Keep track of your life or just impeccably decorate your space with the unparalleled beauty of 12 months of horse fashion photography! Enjoy themes such as Floral Midsommar July:

Or Spectral Equine October:

It is a completely valid and factually correct opinion that not only is Teddy nicer to look at than us, but he may be the most ridiculously gorgeous and photogenic animal on the entire planet, and you simply need this in your life.

Whether you use it as a functional date calendar, or just use the top half as a 12 page seasonally rotating calendar that you can use for the rest of your life, we hope you enjoy it as much as we cherished our time with Teddy.

If you want to see the behind the scenes tears of joy you can watch our vlog here!! https://youtu.be/pbE1u_SgiOA

Shoutout to Linda Blacker for yet again being an amazing animal photographer, and Divine Gnosis for the stunning graphic design.

And as a SUPER LIMITED ADDED BONUS - for anyone who needs that electric horsepower in their life we have this black tee with a bootleg power metal design:

Hell yeah. Don’t talk to me or my tiny horse ever again. 

The Dan and Phil and A Tiny Horse 2025 Calendar, and Horse Metal Shirt are available right now!!

Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com Australia: http://au.danandphilshop.com EU: http://eu.danandphilshop.com

Thank you all for your love and support in this very FUN TIME on planet Earth - and whether we’ll see you on tour in Australia or the UK, or back on the internet, we appreciate you!!

- Dan and Phil

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convulsing rn

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they’re so gay i hate them

(they r my life)