expiredbruise
expiredbruise
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☆ grayson ☆♡ 18 • he • queer ♡
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expiredbruise · 10 months ago
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do you prefer Tumblr or 4chan
hey man do you prefer chicken breast or nazi germany
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expiredbruise · 1 year ago
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sorry yeah we queer coded your boyfriend. he’s arguing with his brash and emotionally reserved rival over something trivial for comedic effect. they have a special, vaguely suggestive bond that sets them apart. hm? oh uhh. yes they are blue and red
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expiredbruise · 1 year ago
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i've been retouching up my older art
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expiredbruise · 1 year ago
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commission for @apollogies-all! 🃏🖤❤️
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expiredbruise · 1 year ago
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#aa
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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Sleepy sillies
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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if you're wondering how things are going over on the bird website, Green Day was on New Years Rockin Eve last night and performed American Idiot with the slight line change of saying "not a part of the MAGA agenda" instead of "redneck agenda" and conservatives are FUCKING PISSED talking about "how dare they make it political" because none of them have a single ounce of media literacy
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his cream wolf.
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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old people will see a recliner and go i can't wait to fall asleep and look like i died in that later
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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me? making a penguinsona in 2023? it’s more likely than you think
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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heard the next tumblr mobile update will add a feature called mindful scroll which will make scrolling up and down make a loud stone/metal scraping sound along with shaking a bit horizontally and cause your phone to vibrate in random bursts. Heard that if you scroll too fast you can start to hear faint screams and potentially snapping and thudding sounds and the sides of the screen will get covered in red fluid effects for a bit and it’ll stop you scrolling entirely for a bit before you hear footsteps and chanting and then you can scroll again.
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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🐛 babybug5 Follow
Pupating is hell
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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WELCOME TO THE
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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FACE MY WRATH !!!!!!
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WAAAAA AAAAAAAAA !!!!!! SKIBIBIDY BIDEDEE DOO !!
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expiredbruise · 2 years ago
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california gurls
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expiredbruise · 3 years ago
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i am so fucking normal about tsukasa tenma (lie)
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