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As someone who grew up in Illinois and whose two favorite wrestlers are CM Punk and Randy Orton, tonight was a great night for my 11 year old self
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Not that anyone asked, but I am genuinely not a fan of the "poked the bear" metaphor for Lindsey's goal vs the Netherlands.
That "bear" -- the whole team really -- should've already been "poked" before the game. Before the tournament.
Don't get me wrong, it was a great goal as expected from her. But the idea that it took that "poke" to finally rile up the team is a ridiculous narrative to joyride on.
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when the sun hits your laptop screen just right

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the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
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If your skipping rocks and it goes into the water, you could be the last person to touch that rock till the end of time
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you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
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