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Also as a certified sword bisexual (I'm stealing that btw) . . . Pedro Pascal in Game of Thrones??

Please more.

More characters should fight with spears. And glaives. In any media. I say this as a certified sword bisexual, we need more spears. It's so fucking sexy. Watching people fight with spears and glaives is like watching someone dance with murder. Less swords. More spears.

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My siblings have convinced my parents to use chatgpt… jail. I have worked so hard to tell them all the bad things about ai and yet here they go using it!! Agonies upon agonies

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Naming my proper Vorin daughter "Huzzah"

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I am a bisexual man and also a nerd about swords and therefore and for other reasons I can certify that I do find Adolin deeply attractive

adolin is fascinating because the whole tumblr fandom at large collectively seems to go "yup hes bisexual" but i have literally never seen a man online be horny for adolin. or even Overtaken By His Handsomeness. its been mostly women and like maybe one or two nonbinary people. guy who is bisexual but literally only attractive in a straight guy way

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Poob has you for me.

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I'm so tired I could sleep with a horse.

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When in Rome, all roads lead to Rome.

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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

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I HATE it when I get a reblog and I'm like "yay!! A reblog!!" and someone JUST REBLOGS IT WITH #steve reblogs

AT LEAST ADD SOMETHING INTERESTING YOU WASTE OF A HASHTAG BUTTON

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Spreanits aha

Sja Anat: At Kholinar, straight up "corrupting it." And by "it," aha, well. Let's just say. My sprenis

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Ts shit piss me off

I put the hoe in yo ho ho

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And then Dalinar realized. Drawing was not Jasnah's Tien

Still, the picture was marvellous. This isn’t Jasnah, Dalinar realised. Whoever was doing the drawing was far, far more talented than his niece.

this isn't jasnah, dalinar realised, because my niece can't fucking draw

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Unfortunately 😔

unbelievable sentence. reblog if you have no magical ability and no particular strength in politics, finance, social skills, or dueling

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Then it hit Tien . . . Tien was Kaladin's Tien

And that’s when Tien realized, Tien was Tien’s Tien

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And then it hit Kelsier. Hoid's fist

and then it hit leras. kelsiers fist

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And then it hit Hrathen. The Elantrians were Dilaf's Amaram.