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Finally some appropriate business formal atire for high powered executives like you and me.
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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
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i dont play minecraft very often but whenever i do and its like on a server with friends i am a very important part of the ecosystem because im the guy with the flesh collection
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image
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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
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this is how people on tumblr talk about men they like (x)
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i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis
it censored the butt in butter
this game is rated M
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rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself
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Customer: MOST EVIL. DMV: HOSTILE? Verdict: ACCEPTED
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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*
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hey man, I need to call out today. yeah, sorry, I just suffer from a profound exhaustion whose source is not purely physical, making it impossible to truly cure. yeah I'll be in tomorrow. thanks.
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