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I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

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This darling sequence is @mistercrowbar's rendition of Lord Dekarios' ill-fated encounter trying to feed from a small dog.

Or at least how Astarion imagined it going in Chapter 21.

The best part is the dog's expression in panel 2.

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if Damian can imitate voices then there’s no way he doesn’t steal Bruce’s phone Friday Night Dinner style to harass Tim.

Tim, picking up a call from Bruce: Hello?

Damian, imitating Bruce perfectly: Timothy, I need you to stay away from the gala tonight. You are short and unapplealing and I don’t want to be seen with you.

Tim:

Tim, tired as fuck: Damian, never in my life has Bruce referred to me as ‘Timothy’. I know it’s you.

Damian, softly: fuck.

Damian: *hangs up*

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*ring ring*

Tim: yeah?

Damian as Bruce, calling at 2AM: i birthed you.

Tim: eh?

Damian: it was a 12 hour labour.

Tim:

Damian: you tore my crotch beyond repair-

Tim: ok- Damian i know it’s you now KNOCK IT OFF.

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Tim, hanging out with Jason: oh, B just sent me a voice message?

Jason: ?? the fucks he want, play it.

Tim: *presses play*

Bruce: you remind me of a baby hippo. grey skin and wide, unintelligent eyes.

Tim and Jason:

Tim and Jason:

Jason: wh-

Tim: i understand why you tried to kill me now.

Tim: having little brothers is a fucking travesty.

Jason:

Jason: so was that not Bruce?

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more bingqius

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Walk on a cold day

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"You're lying," Damian said. 

And honestly, Tim had to laugh, "I don't know why you think I am. I asked to keep a cat, Alfred said no, and that was that."

"But that..." Damian furrowed his brow. Tim's voice was taking on a different tenor than usual. Something a bit more strained. "He let me have a cat."

"Yeah," Tim said, cringing when his voice cracked on the word, before trying to play it off with a casual shrug, "you're his son."

And Damian was fooled for a moment. He had his mouth half open to reply that he was the blood son. He was different. Superior. 

But he paused upon the fact that Tim hadn't just made that point for him, he'd given him an example. 

The cat. 

Tim had wanted one and been refused. Damian had wanted one and had been obliged. 

He had wanted a dragon and been obliged. 

But Tim couldn't have a cat, and Damian, whenever he asserted his superiority, had thought he was lying. 

He was lying in a way. They were the same. Tim was a well-respected associate of his father, but... 

You're his son. 

But that didn't mean as much as Damian assumed it did. 

Damian assessed his options before doing something he usually avoided. He swallowed his pride, looked at Tim, and said, "I...don't fully understand what your place is here."

Tim gave him a smile filled with enough sympathy to make something ugly roll in Damian's gut. "Me neither, kid. Me neither."

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im looking thru my old utdr arts from like 4years ago and theres some really funny shit in here. idr if ive posted but we are reviving it here now

i might revisit some of these as redraws or something theyre cute nd funnay

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@wyyvoren come get your boys <3

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scene from ch 4 the art of courtship by antimonia

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On my list of top ten things I thought Shen Qingqiu would say: NOT THIS

Read the fic here!

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reeling back in disgust every time i remember that my favorite media is also consumed by the greater public and not only my small group of incredibly correct and incredibly autistic mutuals

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good morning, shen yuan!

bonus:

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september 17th 2022 cquackblr plant incident

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It’s been awhile and a few of you guys were asking for them so here is a quick one :3  I have quite a bit of work to do for next little while so It probably won’t be any time soon but I do have a exorjosh comic post in mind. Related comic posts: [ #ExorJosh Master Post ]

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A warm hand and a cup of tea. 

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@flurrybird​ said: hi! i love all your art!! would exorjosh ever get surgery? bc he probably cant keep talking and eating and drinking normally with his mouth like that, if so, what would his surgery scars look like?

I was actually thinking of making a posting on this for a while.  It’s definitely possible that Josh would eventually get more surgeries to fix his appearance when he stops being so guilty… But also, I can see  him getting used to his teeth the way they are (they are filed for basic function) and not wanting to get any more surgeries especially since teeth implants are risky and can cause dire side effects while Josh is already sick of anything medical. 

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[ExorJosh/Climbing Class] Fic, ‘Dislocated’ by Leaveitbrii (tumblr: @flowerkingofangmar )

I finally had a chance to catch up with Leaveitbeii’s exorJosh fic ‘Dislocated’ xD

I’m amazed at how fast she wrote this lovely fic with all the attention to details. Of course, after reading that, I couldn’t help myself…lol

I might be fully converted…I blame Leaveitbrii -w-

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