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That look you give your friend when they are deciding whose star to steal in mario party

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When someone lies to you but you already know the truth

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when the heck did tumblr have the pi symbol in its logo thing and why
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microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé
this is the definition of power and status
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that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
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teacher: ur essay is full of mistakes lmao
me: lol who gives a fuck about an oxford comma
teacher: tru
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