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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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men have one homoerotic rivalry and make it everyones problem for the rest of their life

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SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

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so i’m at the part of Pet Sematary where Jud is explaining the Micmac burial grounds to Louis and all of the times a pet has been buried. he just said, “she’ll [Ellie] go on loving it [Winston Churchill]… but she’ll draw her own conclusions… and she’ll breathe a sigh of relief when it finally dies” (154). what the??? this dude thinks that making a child basically resent their pet or at least grow distant is a sure-fire way to teach them death??? prick

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my friend just called Red Dead Redemption “tuberculosis simulator”

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this wasn’t a good idea. it can get confusing

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Taping ur boobs to look more man call that mascing tape

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people are like mmm need my morning coffee sip sip aaaaaahhhh while i’m over here like nnngghahahh the voices ohhhhn god

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playing the video game vs realizing that by playing it you're getting closer to the end of the video game

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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"Have you seen that bigboy with a skullface??"

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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the list comprehension in this programmer is piss pore

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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom