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Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

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inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

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Faux Pas: French for "fox pass", this is when a behavior or comment that is otherwise considered socially unacceptable is allowed because a fox did it and foxes cannot be held responsible for their actions. It is spelled wrong because the French like to feel special.

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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real grapeheads know that red, green, and black grapes are equally tasty and just have a different appeal to them

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sorry i wasnt listening but thats awesome unless it isnt of course

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The Muppets s01e01

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i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave

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why is my inbox crawling with termites

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ