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best caption please 😱 (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ArmEpHkVO/?igshid=1pgepc0oxun56

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#caption _this https://www.instagram.com/p/B4XclxmndIt/?igshid=165dlt549lg1d

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we are truly special 👑 in every way 👍 😀 https://www.instagram.com/p/B2w9c2hgpix/?igshid=44l2semoxe26

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I am not a comedian but remember days I made u laugh 👑 https://www.instagram.com/p/B1mbMhrgY2-/?igshid=8aa8sf34jbw8

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Let LOVE spread like Happiness 😁 (at Ikeja G.R.A, Ikeja) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WhJGyAB-p/?igshid=3yrv4eff1jqr

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Vote for oluwashow as ur next president in 20__ i promise u Excellence leave a message 😀 (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0HBksBAEqe/?igshid=gjvdb6pd5i72

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#Tbt #naija_faceapp I am pre-rich please dont laugh at my mini-trillions 🔱 🏧 (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0EQH9kguyw/?igshid=fselhm8oaoqn

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#7dayswritingchallenge Come here you little thief, Samson come here, Mommy screams as she draws me with her left hand, the cane in her right hand🤺. My pant is getting wet from fear. As the cane moved with a great speed almost to my bum-bum 🤺so did a loud voice said ‘Stop!!!🗣. What has this boy done again, Madam?’ ‘Daddy Samson, Samson stole my meat. Before I left this morning I left three slices of meat in the pot, after I had served you, but now they are only two there,’ she says, showing him the the pot with the two slices left in it, ‘and we both know that meats don’t have legs.’ Bring the koboko🤼‍♂, he says, at this junction I don't know my fate again , so I started shaking like a chicken drenched by the heavy rain🥶😰. ‘You see this is what I always tell you: patience. I am the one who took a slice of meat this morning after you served me, I called for u but u didn't answer me, late for work so I took The meat and left for work,’ Daddy says. Joy fills my heart. Tayo releases his grip on me. Mommy sighs and leaves🚶🏾‍♀. Somebody taps me. It is Tayo. I open my eyes😱. I have been dreaming. But the deed has been done. The wet pant is not a dream.😨 I have bed-wetted💦 and that means death. I Can hear Mommy voice loud and clear, telling Tayo that she is on her way to my room for Our regular Saturday cloth washing🥋 . What should I do? To Be Continue... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz82htaAAsT/?igshid=q7tv5uwu3gv7

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# 7dayswritingchallenge # Day4 # friction She cuts me short , pointing a finger at my shirt : ‘If you didn’t touch the pot, how did this get here?’Mommy asked again, did u take the meat and I won't beat u if u say the truth, as she smile in a suspicious way and I knew what that meant 'Death' No, I said faintly and she rushed angrily inside. I am stuck . There is the truth that is within and the fact of this stain on my shirt which would soon make them say: ‘You are a thief – a criminal. I wonder how the stain of palm oil on a hot sweet potato managed to crawl up my shirt, but I know how it got here . I’ll be a better liar than the devil to deny it. Mommy always tells me to wash my cloths clean, but I will only cast them in the soapy water, shake them with my fingers, rinse, squeeze and dry them. (This means the stain on my shirt is not as a result of stealing, but mere disobedience – even when I eat, beads of stew still fall on my shirt . However, I know Mommy will not listen . She has gone inside and she is now returning with koboko . I can smell trouble . I want to run as fast my legs can carry me thinking I could be a super hero even if for this once . Tayo holds me down . chai, I am in trouble. To be continue....... (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1UXz4g-MG/?igshid=cqa2y5otk2q9

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#7dayswritingchallenge We are standing here in silence as she shouted at us: ‘Can’t you hear me? Who took the…?😡 I wonder who will do such a thing🤔, though I do it once in a while. But in this case I am not the one, and I sure I can’t be the one😨. It is impossible for me to steal a slice of meat from the pot when there are only three there, even an expert in the game will not dare such a thing😥. ‘Tayo come here, who took a slice of meat from the pot?’ she asks Tayo who stands, trembling like a demon 🥶before the Holy . ‘Ma, I am not the one. I don't know anything about it,’ Tayo says, weeping😭. He is the eldest among us, and was notorious for plantain stealing, especially hot slices of plantain that is on fire. Until one fateful day that he tried his hand at it again. He was in a hurry so as not to be caught by Mommy who had gone out to buy something and had also asked him to keep both eyes on the plantain, and while he was rushing the fry pan shook fell off the gas cooker, making a noise that got our feet racing to the kitchen. Too late. There was nothing we could do, the hot oil anointed his legs 🦵🏻and since that day he has become the boy with‘white legs' as he is popularly called in school. Since that day he has learnt to put his soapy hands under his clothes👏🏾. But today, tonight, no one can be trusted. ‘Blessing!!! who took a slice of meat from this isasun(pot)? Mommy asks as she holds up the pot, so Blessing who is shaking with fear can see it. ‘Mommy, I did not know nothing about it. I did not go near pot atall-a-tall 🙅🏽,’ Blessing says. Blessing is our cousin who recently arrived from Oshogo, a rural village in the interior of Osun state, and her English can make one faint, thank God for the pillars that Stand over our house, if not for them the house would have collapsed by now. The funniest thing is that she will not stop, or even reduce the time she spends watching JENIFA'S DIARY which adds more vocabularies to her fallacious dictionary. Words like ‘how is you?’ and the well-known reply 'I is fine' and so on, breaking the rules of concord. But tonight, English or no-English, the sky is falling and no one can be trusted. To be continue (at Lagos, Nigeria) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzyqU-zJ0EM/?igshid=50kr9t63f8uh

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Saturday vibe #wedding https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzlkn3-Aa8F/?igshid=1femg8y2fcgek

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I am blessed with a gift 👑 😀 https://www.instagram.com/p/By6D9HqgDWi/?igshid=1e4xui6bt5vy7

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#greatness https://www.instagram.com/p/BywwH2qgvna/?igshid=w2ab5udrho1r

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#Happy_birthday to me finally am +1 (at Soundcity & Silverbird music video standard) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByGkjDMgZia/?igshid=10hc2v7ddydsl

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#save_the_date please be there https://www.instagram.com/p/BxlMsDop5n9/?igshid=1luau7ofbkfa3

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Everyday, u re more valuable.... (at Ikeja) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxY_GPmgAer/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a0ydvjd10mke

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success is sweet but the secret is sweat #saturday_vibes https://www.instagram.com/p/BweGm_CpQJa/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hzhsoynxjml6