marksman | 29 | irish | writer | this blog is a multi-fandom mess, much like it's creator | waiting for the Fates to come and vaguely threaten me to get my shit together | AO3: EyesUpMarksman
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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing










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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
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