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you're laughing? Ezio Auditore had a 43 yr long situationship with renowned painter and inventor Leonardo da Vinci and you're LAUGHING???
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you're laughing? Ezio Auditore had a 43 yr long situationship with renowned painter and inventor Leonardo da Vinci and you're LAUGHING?
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I hate tiktok
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#assassin's creed#ezio auditore#altair ibn la'ahad#arno dorian#edward kenway#alexios#jacob frye#bayek of siwa#tiktok is scary ya'll i hate normies </3#fandom has changed so much i hate to be an old fart but can't people just enjoy things these days?!?!??#if im still in the squid game fandom in march 25 thats my business not urs
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Imma make one abt the men getting pegged that'll really piss them off
Y'all I made ONE assassin's creed video on tiktok and immediately got into a argument abt female characters with someone using ai to try and call me out
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Y'all I made ONE assassin's creed video on tiktok and immediately got into a argument abt female characters with someone using ai to try and call me out
#assassin's creed#i miss it here where's my old Tumblr fandom babes pls come back to me tiktok is hell
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"You are a mystery, Ezio Auditore"
#i wish i had the smarts and the confidence of sofia#if a hot dilf was in my vicinity I'd shut down in nerves 🤤🤤
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so i did a thing-
#me: i wanna see the sights & eat pasta#also me: Ezio Ezio Ezio Ezio#i think daily abt assassins creed how is it my fault???? like i had to
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sometimes a video game with a bad story has a good secret story that you can unlock if you pretend the bad parts aren’t there and make up a bunch of stuff
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assassin's creed magic the gathering cards got teased
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Kurtis Conner | she in my assass til I creed 😈
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ok but the real tragedy of assassin's creed will always be the spiralling domino effect that underlies the series and that every protagonist is fundamentally just a pawn in a bigger game they'll never see and that they'll never be able to change because they are just a single piece of a puzzle which also means that every single tragedy that had happened to them doesn't matter to the predetermind bigger picture because it always had to happen the trauma was just collateral you can't escape it. altair watched his family die just so he could pass on a key. ezio's watched his family die so he could deliver one message that wasn't even meant for him. kassandra watched centuries rise and pass and empires crumble because she was only needed to pass on the staff to someone else.
#imagine if Ubisoft expanded on thus concept instead of the concept of micro transactions....#IT FUCKS ME UP DO YOU UNDERSTAND
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he's just like me fr fr cause it's also my birthday and i am also having a depressed existential crisis
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Ezio Auditore in ASSASSIN’S CREED: BROTHERHOOD
#ezio is like arthur morgan#they didn't have to make him that hot but they did it for the girlies and i thank them everyday 🥵🥵
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