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I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

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Play-Hunting

Somewhere down the line, the stalking-to-assassinate habit he has turned into something a bit more playful. Lambert doesn't know that though lmao

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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In every human sides AU I make, the Creativitwins are both really conventionally attractive and Roman's morning routine on a normal consists of him putting on whatever products he wants and needs to feel pretty.

We cut to remus and he's desperately trying to do everything he possibly can to look disgusting. he hasn't washed his hair in weeks, his mustache is so unkempt, and he actively tries to get zits by rolling around in mud and not cleaning his face. His bane is the fact he still doesn't look half bad.

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Wile E Coyote was my father, please call me Wile en Coyote

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Those who understand understand.

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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can everyone just relax 💔

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I forgot to publish it in here! This is for @pistachiolan 's dtiys!!

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Saying again to myself 'people have different opinions on fictional stuff and that's ok' whenever I have a knee jerk reaction to someone saying they dislike or like a thing. I recommend this to everyone actually it's good for the soul

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since the cotl/ac crossover stuff has been popping up on my feed, heres a Narinder villager for you all

timelapse video hinting at possible other pics

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It's actually so funny to me that at some point Patton was homophobic. "Oh Roman? He's not gay, just uh... Well would you look at the time?" Janus is in the background trying and failing to gasp for air while choking on that lie.

I can just picture a loy of "Aw, they're so cute together, Thomas is so happy!" Followed by literally anyone saying "Remember when you tried to convince him he liked girls?" I know Remus would be petty fr.

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The good plot twists aren't the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they're the ones that make all the other little things that didn't quite add up before suddenly click

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Poem zine about my love of fish :) Purchase a copy here physically or here digitally :)

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I feel like we as Fanders really sleep on Mr Fuzzy. i mean.

look at him! he’s adorable! he’s handmade for virgil from joann’s fabrics! He doesn’t like being dropped!

I do like to think that Virgil tried to get rid of him as soon as remus was gone, through burning, but Mr Fuzzy wasn’t even hot when the fire died. Then he tried shredding him. Mr Fuzzy stitched himself back together.

A vat of acid. Mr Fuzzy absorbs it.

Stabbing. Mr Fuzzy heals almost instantly.

Burying. Mr Fuzzy appears on top of the ground the next day, not a speck of dirt on him.

Tying a rock to it and throwing it in a lake of the mindscape. Mr Fuzzy just floats to the top.

Eventually, Virgil just throws him as far as he can and calls it a day. The next morning, Mr Fuzzy is sitting there on his dresser, a little black nest around him. He’s here to stay, and Virgil has to accept that.

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Whenever I hear people say "The sides are just doing their jobs" I always think of like, an Au where they're actually just working in some vague office job together.

Virgil got the chance to switch departments and he took it, and now his old co-workers are really spiteful about it

Remus and Roman got basically the same job through nepotism, but they had to put in different departments because they physically couldn't do shit together

Janus does social media advertising. He does all of those corporate tiktok posts like "Help I accidentally bought a sandwich with my company card, blow up this post so I can call it an advertising purchase."

Patton, Logan and Thomas also work there but I can't think of anything for them.

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So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!!

Palette: [x] Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h

And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont exist pick again!

PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TOP PART OR THE CREDITS