MURPH [they/he/she/it] 25 - UK - artist never ever bloody anything ever. very eclectic range of interests sorry. My OC comic is tagged 'sttcomic' or 'struggling through time' all my art is tagged 'art' :^)
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If the song came out 10 years ago this guy would've been a Tumblr Sexyman and his face would be plastered all over this site



(song is Transcendental Cha Cha Cha by Tom Cardy)
#its the law that everytime tom cardy appears unwarrented on my dash i have to reblog and note that he is in a dnd actual play show#if you like tom check it out#its called dragon friends#its very funny#i met him at one of their shows and hes very nice!!
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I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.
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A lot of people in the world are simply not being excellent to each other and I do not know how I am meant to party on, dude, in these conditions
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“You are mine, beautiful boy”
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CW: smoking, blood
(ID: image 1: Armand and young Daniel curled up together in bed in an apartment in Paris, sunlight coming in through a window image 2: Armand lighting his cigarette from Daniel’s on Night Island in Miami image 3: Armand crouching over Daniel’s body after transforming him into a vampire on the floor in Dubai with the destroyed pages of the script scattered end ID)
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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.
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in the 21st century you will either have to show mastercard video footage of your heterosexual christian marriage in order to unlock the copy and paste tools on your computer, or communism will make it so that you can get free surgery to add a knot to your dick. and you gotta choose which side you’re on pretty fuckin fast
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anyone else a stitch away from making it and a scar away from falling apart or is it just me and that guy from fall out boy
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#PULP MISCHARACTERIZED?? IN MY FUNNT T SHIRT???#pulp is literally the epitome of sex music#and they literally have an album that sounds like a fucked up carnival hello#Jarvis.cocker literally said he wanted the music of pulp to sound like those songs they blast at you on the spinning cups at pop up carnival
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yeeeeah not to brag but likeee me and the entity are kinda dating rn (im scared)
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speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack
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