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*arguing about who is most robin-like*

Damian: robins reguarly fight to the death to defend their home. i am the most territorial, therefore i fit the bird mantle more accurately,

Tim, lazily: robins are also omnivores, so you’re out, you fucking vegan

Damian: i am vegetarian not vegan you utter-

Steph, googling: apparently robins are monogamous and mate for life. so. like.

Dick:

Steph: Dick’s out.

Dick: you’re mean.

Tim: this forum says that robins die really young and only really tend to live to like, five or six.

Dick:

Steph:

Damian:

Tim: …so…

Everyone: *slowly turns to look at Jason, who’s busy reading a book*

Jason: *looks back at them, incredulous*

Jason: oh come on- i’m not even a part of this debate, how am i STILL catching strays?!

Dick: we’re saying you’re the most robin like-!

Jason: FOR GETTING CAUGHT BY A PREDATOR.

Damian: oh god, i’ve already been Robin for two years. how long do you think i have left?

Jason: you guys are assholes

Tim: stop making everything about you Jason, Damian might DIE soon.

Jason: ?!?

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I’m home so I can be terminally online again <3

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WARNING: organ trafficking stuff

Sequel to this post

Also inspiration from this fic

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Discowing was overdue TBH. Yes, Discowing exists in my AU, OBVIOUSLY.

These are not connected at all, just random, kind of unpolished ones I did at spur of the moment times. Force-feeds you them while I actually try-hard on something else.

Ko-Fi Bluesky

Oh, and a bonus: an unfinished, unscarred Harvey that didn't make the cut. Why? Because Bruce wasn't coming out right. Everything is Bruce's fault as usual. /j

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get lazarused king!! (so i can draw your hair fully white)

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[Reverse Robins] pt.1 + extras!

I... Somehow feel like this is still not enough. Maybe I should've made more illustrations or somenthing and I feel like I'm missing somenthin... hmmmm Well, a problem for my future self. I'm pretty proud of the perspective tho! I pulled it off very easily considering I usually don't implement perspective in the characters let alone to the background!

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jason x2

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Bruce said Damian can go to Gotham Comic Con if his brothers take him

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husky howls (au of my own au)

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weird little spirit child following some undead guy like a puppy

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De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

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i tried

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There’s something pretty funny about Bruce being JL’s emergency fake boyfriend. It all starts with Hal, because all wonderfully chaotic things do.

Hal: My dad’s having a BBQ with his insufferable pilot friends and they're all ‘quiet about politics’. I need you to pretend we've been married for 10 years.

Bruce: 😐

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Clark: So I kind of told my parents I've been dating you after they asked me ‘what kind of friends are you’, and I said ‘the kind that kiss and hold hands’ because I panicked

Bruce:

Clark: I'm so sorry but please, please come to dinner this Sunday. I’ll tell them you broke up with me later!

Bruce: I don't want to break up with you.

Clark: REALLY?! I MEAN— Really! I can do the break up, no problem. Not that I WANT to break up with you. I'd never.

Bruce: You’ll tell them you had a long term affair behind my back. With Batman.

Clark: You’re absolutely evil sometimes, you know that?

Bruce: The plot required conflict.

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Barry: So, I kinda forgot to tell my dad I’m not straight. I want him to have a soft introduction before I bring HAL home.

Bruce: Alright.

Barry: Wow! That was fast.

Bruce: I have a deep-seated fear of denying my younger peers.

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The only issue? JL is hosting a family night and they all sorta kinda forgot to tell their parents they stopped “dating” Bruce.

The parents are fighting over him.

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